Sex & Shenanigans

IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Is this the homework of the week?
 
Oak and ash, I love you.
Lol… I’m unfamiliar with that phrase.
I already did this, this morning, and shared... Do I have to go again? Time zone shenanigans 😫
I mean, you can if you want… ;)
You’re fucking welcome, everyone. :D
ORGASMS FOR ALL!!!
Yup, this won't get weird or out of hand at all.
How? Telling people to have an orgasm? What’s wrong with being the orgasm fairy?
 
Aphrodite, I’m sure there are other sex goddesses but this is the one I know. If she’s bringing a plus one, I’d be cool if Dionysus showed up too, with the wine
Eh, beautiful, but fucking crazy. And needy. And murderous.

Been there, done that, have the scars. Not Aphrodite, of course, but a disciple.
 
Not the first. It is a burden I bear as a Font of Useless Knowledge.
We suffer the same burden. One night I was at this bar running their meat raffle (it’s a Midwest thing, yes it’s what it sounds like) half paying attention to trivia night that was also going on. I finished second in the team trivia, because I misheard one of the questions. So useless, but I did win a $20 gift card to the bar.
 
We suffer the same burden. One night I was at this bar running their meat raffle (it’s a Midwest thing, yes it’s what it sounds like) half paying attention to trivia night that was also going on. I finished second in the team trivia, because I misheard one of the questions. So useless, but I did win a $20 gift card to the bar.
This sounds fantastic.... I wanna win a meat raffle....
 
They are trees. Are you familiar with "trees?"

Sorry, it is a swear that shows up a lot in a book I am reading. Tends to pepper my so called "real world" when I read it.
Lol yes I’m familiar with trees you ball bozo …
I just wasn’t sure if you were bestowing thanks upon me or a curse.
 
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