Sex & Shenanigans

Oh, you messed that chance up...
I always fuck up my chances to see dick… it’s a sickness really.. I mean, I want to type,

“Oh yeah, you got that big dick for me?”

But what always comes out is, “ew gross.”

Oh well… guess I’ll have to settle for the plethora of lovely tits available from the gorgeous women of shenanigans
 
Going to get a bit masturbatory again, and, since I'm trying to overcome my fear of talking on here...

This brought one of my favorite book openings to mind. From Harlan Ellisons Deathbird Stories, short stories about all the modern gods of our society, and how life would be different should we worship them today, as we do the gods of old.

It's a wonderful collection of cosmic horror and madness. I tried to add a little bit of despair to this. Hope that shines through 🫣

https://vocaroo.com/1bmlzNv1lIKm

And also, if this isn't just a gorgeous book cover...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Dillondeathbird.jpg
OMG. I love your voice and your accent to my American ears.
 
Going to get a bit masturbatory again, and, since I'm trying to overcome my fear of talking on here...

This brought one of my favorite book openings to mind. From Harlan Ellisons Deathbird Stories, short stories about all the modern gods of our society, and how life would be different should we worship them today, as we do the gods of old.

It's a wonderful collection of cosmic horror and madness. I tried to add a little bit of despair to this. Hope that shines through 🫣

https://vocaroo.com/1bmlzNv1lIKm

And also, if this isn't just a gorgeous book cover...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Dillondeathbird.jpg
Ellison in general, and Deathbird Stories in particular, are fantastic.

And feel free to get masturbatory any time you like. Any way you like as well...

I am loving hearing you read on here.
 
I always fuck up my chances to see dick… it’s a sickness really.. I mean, I want to type,

“Oh yeah, you got that big dick for me?”

But what always comes out is, “ew gross.”

Oh well… guess I’ll have to settle for the plethora of lovely tits available from the gorgeous women of shenanigans
I'm kind of looking forward to the pics of boobs resting on the hood of a jeep... just a suggestion really. Seems like a good idea to me... 🤷‍♀️
 
Don’t leave!

You didn’t showcase your godly cock yet!

I always fuck up my chances to see dick… it’s a sickness really.. I mean, I want to type,

“Oh yeah, you got that big dick for me?”

But what always comes out is, “ew gross.”

Oh well… guess I’ll have to settle for the plethora of lovely tits available from the gorgeous women of shenanigans
And you wonder why I don't venture in here often... 🙈
 
Mwehehe thank you! It's funny, I don't hear it myself. I listen to friends of mine and they have a crushing swedish accent. What does mine sound like? Is it apparently swedish?
Your's is actually quite mild. Very little change in the letter sounds compared to less linguistic Swedes. But, I would still know you were from that region.
 
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