Sex & Shenanigans

[Saltfountain]

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Send me yours first, o puny human

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok, important herb question for the room (sorry @Wand3rlust )

Cilantro - one of the finest of all the herbs, please put handfuls on my food orrrrrrr why the hell do you people put leafy soap on your tacos?

I’m in the former

Hang on- is there a correlation between lactose, spice and Cilantro/coriander?

Because I can't tolerate all three

 

[jason28053]

Send me yours first, o puny human

If you’re a god, wouldn’t you have already seen them?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Send me yours first, o puny human

I’m sorry … I do not have a massive cock.

Nor a 12” tongue.

 

[Saltfountain]

Dicktacles (noun): a bunch of tentacles that are also dicks.

Rose-tinted Dicktacles (noun): What most lurkers and incels use to view their cocks before they slide your dms

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m sorry … I do not have a massive cock.

Nor a 12” tongue.

Oh to be able to Photoshop a 12" cock coming out of your mouth as a tongue...

 

[jason28053]

I’m sorry … I do not have a massive cock.

Nor a 12” tongue.

But you would be happy to receive them?

 

[Saltfountain]

If you’re a god, wouldn’t you have already seen them?

Because I have respect

 

[UnquietDreams]

What would be a donut filling that would be the worst possible thing to bite into?

Food? Spam.

Non food? Maggots. Okay, not food for me. So, VX. That would suck.

 

[jason28053]

Oh to be able to Photoshop a 12" cock coming out of your mouth as a tongue...

@Indie we have a project for you dear

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh to be able to Photoshop a 12" cock coming out of your mouth as a tongue...

I pity the poor guys who only have a 12" cock

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Food? Spam.

Non food? Maggots. Okay, not food for me. So, VX. That would suck.

Well that just went and ruined my breakfast

 

[crazychemgirl]

But you would be happy to receive them?

It was for the ladies of shenanigans… I was trying to do a public service.

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh to be able to Photoshop a 12" cock coming out of your mouth as a tongue...

@Indie we have a project for you dear

Well, if that's the respect gods get, I'll withdraw back to whence I came...

 

[lavendersilk]

Hang on- is there a correlation between lactose, spice and Cilantro/coriander?

Because I can't tolerate all three

I think it's because you are Australian.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think it's because you are Australian.

Ha!
Australia is pretty multicultural, though. But I'm of German and Irish descent, so that tracks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could have the powers of any god … which would you choose and why?

 

[UnquietDreams]

When I was a paramedic we picked up a guy who has passed out from blood loss because of an upper GI bleed. He tried to come onto me while the doctor was elbow deep in a rectal exam

Well, you miss every shot you don't take...

 

[jason28053]

If you could have the powers of any god … which would you choose and why?

The power to heal
So many people I know including here are hurting or in pain.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If you could have the powers of any god … which would you choose and why?

Lame answer, but Superman. I'd love to be able to fly on my own accord.

Or Aquaman, being underwater without the nees of a breathing apparatus.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m almost all Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish, but I’m oddly dark.

Dark meat taste better...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, if that's the respect gods get, I'll withdraw back to whence I came...

Don’t leave!

You didn’t showcase your godly cock yet!

 

[vagrantx]

If you could summon any god from any universe / religion … which one would it be and why?

Going to get a bit masturbatory again, and, since I'm trying to overcome my fear of talking on here...

This brought one of my favorite book openings to mind. From Harlan Ellisons Deathbird Stories, short stories about all the modern gods of our society, and how life would be different should we worship them today, as we do the gods of old.

It's a wonderful collection of cosmic horror and madness. I tried to add a little bit of despair to this. Hope that shines through

https://vocaroo.com/1bmlzNv1lIKm

And also, if this isn't just a gorgeous book cover...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Dillondeathbird.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Men.. is this a thing??

Okay, technically a priest (or legally, an officiant). Part of me is really glad Dudeism isn't into the whole, like, confession thing, man.

But part of me wishes we were...