Sex & Shenanigans

Did you know it or did you google it? 🧐
No, that one comes up in conversations about weird opening lines. I wasn't entirely sure I had the title right, but I took a guess. I was about 50% sure. But I couldn't tell you the author without looking it up.

But I can't be fucking impressive if I don't take the shot fast.
 
No, that one comes up in conversations about weird opening lines. I wasn't entirely sure I had the title right, but I took a guess. I was about 50% sure. But I couldn't tell you the author without looking it up.

But I can't be fucking impressive if I don't take the shot fast.
And here I am, trying desperately to get my friends to read it... while for you it just pops up naturally. I'm jealous of your circles.

Well done, though! Pseudonym, and main characters name, is Luke Rhinehart. Author was George Cockcroft (hehehehe)
 
Was it Feb 29th? :D

Did you also tell them when to not have an orgasm?
That would be a well timed post reference … but no. I’m not that cool. Or coordinated.

But … I think you should definitely have an orgasm today.



In FACT… everyone. Let’s fluff off this blah of Thursday .. and collectively all cum!!
 
IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
 
IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
I got carried away working on a video, I'm ahead of the group. 😆
 
IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Oak and ash, I love you.
 
IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

You’re fucking welcome, everyone. :D
 
IT’S ORGASM THURSDAY YALL …

Get out your weapon of choice … finger, partner, dildo, hand, wand, stranger…


And bang out!!!

Think of your favourite litster.. think of your favourite celebrity.. think of the weirdly vagina shaped hole in the tree outside!!


And BANG OUT!!


Cum one!
Cum ALL!!



To shenanigans Orgasm Thusday EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Yup, this won't get weird or out of hand at all.
 
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