Sex & Shenanigans

Just woke up from what started as a very pleasant sex dream about a favorite Litster, going down on her under the bleachers at a football game. That quickly went south when the cheerleaders started shooting bibles at the crowd with the t-shirt cannons instead of t-shirts. Turns out, crowds of people don't like being hit with high-velocity heavy books, and it caused a stampede. That dream started so well... I hate my brain sometimes.

Anyway, good morning, folks!
This is why I hate dreaming...

...but was it me? 😏
 
He's a funny and loud arse! He's a huge soccer fan, specifically his team is Hammarby, and the inofficial pub of Hammarby fans is Gröne Jägaren (the green hunter) in Stockholm. If you ever want to meet him, go there after a Hammarby derby. He's almost always there, either buying rounds after a victory or screaming in despair upon a table after a loss. Just don't treat him as a celebrity there, that's a faux pas, he's just one of the fans.
Thanks for the tip gorgeous! Now only to get to Sweden according to the match schedule and act cool 😆
 
17 pages!!!!!

17 pages since I was here last night. No way. I’m going to need people to give me a summary and forward all pics I missed to my inbox.
Ain’t nobody got time to catch up with all that!
It’s ok. The FOMO is real.

You just need to let it go.
 
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