Sex & Shenanigans

Sooooo, you wanna join a Raid tomorrow on Ghost Recon Breakpoint with me???
I don’t have that 1! Haven’t bought many new games recently, TBH

I "loved" it. What do I get now?
A linked pic you won’t click on until after it expires?

Us being friendly vag friends is enough to make anyone shoot their shot!
Oh damn, I think a few more guys just shot their shots 🤭 and it’s not even my birthday yet!

Not gonna lie, it definitely helped with dating in my younger years. Parents loved me. 🤷‍♂️
I bet!

Not sure why, but I seemed to be drawn to friends and boyfriends whose mothers were nurses 🤷🏻‍♀️ I had 3 good friends whose moms were school nurses, a mutual crush whose mom was a district nurse, and ex-fiancé and the only other serious live-in relationship ex-BF I had both had moms who were nurses at hospitals.
 
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Man, if that was the case I'd have so many sammiches...
From what I’ve seen…I believe it! 🥪🥪🥪

I'm sorry which post do I have to like to get this???

Right??? My thoughts exactly! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Haha I don’t even know anymore, my notifications for this thread alone are fucking nuts 🤣 I’m easy, just give me taquitos and snuggles and spanks (not to be confused with Spanx)

OMG I love your voice!
Is aural-sexual a thing? I think that may be me.
Hmm…people with an auralism fetish are turned on by sounds in general. Phonophiles are turned on by voices
 
I’ve seen it. Not the worst movie ever but I’d rather watch Deep Blue Sea if I’m gonna watch people being dumb on ocean sets.

Yeah, that’s why. Not at all Safron Burrows in her underwear.

But yeah LL Cool J and Sam Jackson were both icons in this movie. So much better than the Meg franchise
I could watch LL Cool J in terrible movies all fucking day, the man is hot! 🔥🥵🔥 If you don’t believe me: I sat through Deep Blue Sea, Halloween: H20 (LOVE Halloween movies, but that wasn’t the best) AND Rollerball. That 1 was extra painful

Did you know that movie was iconic cuz it was the first time a black character survived?
Went to look up what year House on Haunted Hill remake came out to verify: same year, 1999. Ended up finding this list of 18 movies where a black character survives. They don’t list the year for each, but at least 5 of the movies predate 1999. Not sure when the list was created or last updated, but the most recent entry, as far as I can tell, is from 2017. Still, 18 is a very small number
https://www.bet.com/photo-gallery/u...-actors-who-didn-t-die-in-horror-films/pzvnor
 
The best part of that movie was the terrible song during the credits..."My head is like a sharks fin"
Oh nooooo! Movies that have a rap at the end that summarizes the entire movie are the fucking WORST!

Not me. I can't forget she's voiced by Mila Kunis lol.
And Lacy Chabert in the early episodes

Have we forgiven them for the whole "writing letters supporting horrible convicted rapist" yet? Because that still seems a sticking point for me.
I haven’t. Can’t believe the 1 I liked least on That 70’s Show is the only 1 who didn’t support him. Into the trebuchet, my dudes and chicas!

Bad hell isn’t real, fun hell is very real
Fuck yeah, metal and orgies! 🤘🏽😈

Because Bry is trying get all the developer rights so he can make hell a capitalist community. This cannot stand, We all know hell is full of dirty communists, we'll overthrow him in a heartbeat
😱 Not the capitalism! What kind of hellscape is he buildi…oh
 
No, good pens are fountai. My favorite is the Mont Blanc Starwalker, stainless. Poor people are in Heaven, remember. In hell we have fine writing implements

Every time you mention Mont Blancs, I can’t help but think of this 1 episode of Just Shoot Me, where Maya meets a guy in the ER with a Mont Blanc stuck up his nose (not for the first time, apparently) and is trying to hit on her while repeatedly mentioning that the pen stuck up his nose is a Mont Blanc, and explaining how classy the pen is 👃🏼✒️
 
Just woke up from what started as a very pleasant sex dream about a favorite Litster, going down on her under the bleachers at a football game. That quickly went south when the cheerleaders started shooting bibles at the crowd with the t-shirt cannons instead of t-shirts. Turns out, crowds of people don't like being hit with high-velocity heavy books, and it caused a stampede. That dream started so well... I hate my brain sometimes.

Anyway, good morning, folks!
 
1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants
If I didn't already have a spot in heaven.....
 
Well you make a fairly good point I’m more of a Alexander Skarsgard is a fuckin’ dreamboat kind of girl
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He's a funny and loud arse! He's a huge soccer fan, specifically his team is Hammarby, and the inofficial pub of Hammarby fans is Gröne Jägaren (the green hunter) in Stockholm. If you ever want to meet him, go there after a Hammarby derby. He's almost always there, either buying rounds after a victory or screaming in despair upon a table after a loss. Just don't treat him as a celebrity there, that's a faux pas, he's just one of the fans.
 
He's a funny and loud arse! He's a huge soccer fan, specifically his team is Hammarby, and the inofficial pub of Hammarby fans is Gröne Jägaren (the green hunter) in Stockholm. If you ever want to meet him, go there after a Hammarby derby. He's almost always there, either buying rounds after a victory or screaming in despair upon a table after a loss. Just don't treat him as a celebrity there, that's a faux pas, he's just one of the fans.
Welp. Now my wife is planning a trip to Stockholm.
 
It's a nice place from late spring to early autumn. Less so in winter. I've been there many times.

It's nice during Christmas time, when the Old Town Christmas market opens! The whole area smells like roasted almonds and carnation seeds.

It's on a plaza called Stortorget, and is the oldest part of the city from which the rest grew out. Founded around the year 1200, this little square has seen some things! For example, Stockholms Blodbad (bloodbath) in 1520, when the royalty executed most of the citys anti-monarchic aristocracy (hundreds).

https://pragmedmera.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/christmas-prag9.jpg
 
Just woke up from what started as a very pleasant sex dream about a favorite Litster, going down on her under the bleachers at a football game. That quickly went south when the cheerleaders started shooting bibles at the crowd with the t-shirt cannons instead of t-shirts. Turns out, crowds of people don't like being hit with high-velocity heavy books, and it caused a stampede. That dream started so well... I hate my brain sometimes.

Anyway, good morning, folks!
That's hilarious, but I was more of a meet me in the backseat of the car in the parking lot kinda girl.
 
17 pages!!!!!

17 pages since I was here last night. No way. I’m going to need people to give me a summary and forward all pics I missed to my inbox.
Ain’t nobody got time to catch up with all that!
There was a bunch of bedtime stories read, a bunch of poetry, thirsting over mila kunis and ashton kutcher, some people wanted to fuck a priest.
 
17 pages!!!!!

17 pages since I was here last night. No way. I’m going to need people to give me a summary and forward all pics I missed to my inbox.
Ain’t nobody got time to catch up with all that!
Bro. Join the club. I've decided I'll start each day fresh.... Because it's a job.
 
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