Sex & Shenanigans

[Trubbycat]

The monkeys?

I'd imagine not, being dead.

 

[vagrantx]

monkeys? monkees?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0baa83a97d20366d97f7491cc42c8395/tumblr_msko66bSPI1sfyszho1_400.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Find it & share it!!!

Oh, holy crap! I posted this on the old Delphi Forums back in 1999 or so. Someone took it and apparently turned it into a chain letter, and someone else into a BSA story!

Thieves!

I have to straighten it out, then I will post it. Maybe read it.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Nope! I’m in love with an Aries and he’s not boring at all!


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As a former PlayStation MVP, I have a strong preference for their DualShock controllers. Currently use those to play and a keyboard to type, but I miss my old Candy Pink DS3 with keypad attachment SO hard!

Sooooo, you wanna join a Raid tomorrow on Ghost Recon Breakpoint with me???

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Listening to my teenager and his friends play Cards Against Humanity in the next room. It's both hilarious and terrifying.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Listening to my teenager and his friends play Cards Against Humanity in the next room. It's both hilarious and terrifying.

Have you seen Bap Cat?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Mixing emojis is hilarious

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!

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Yup. Same

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!


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I "loved" it. What do I get now?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!


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You should publish a nightly kitty digest. I would subscribe.

 

[SherlockianMan]

How's the shenanigang tonight?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Nope, I’ve hated grey sweats since forever. Take them off?

PHEW cuz full disclosure, I totally don't have grey sweat pants. May have to do a jeans tent.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh? What do we need to talk about? Is it PlayStation controllers

Yes. Controllers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes. Controllers.

Controllers? You told me you wanted me to grab your “joy stick”. Sheesh!

 

[Trubbycat]

I don't have sweatpants but I can tent out my pajamas fairly well.

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm not a sweatpants guy either.

Boxers are useful because they have that hole in the front. Like an anti-tent safety valve.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

PHEW cuz full disclosure, I totally don't have grey sweat pants. May have to do a jeans tent.

I tapped 4 times. Nothing. 2 each. They’re really close so could have been 1 and 3.

 

[vagrantx]

@Kitty_so_frisky i see you're catching up in S&S right now but, come join us in the Face thread. It's a party!

 

[Dubinsky]

@Kitty_so_frisky i see you're catching up in S&S right now but, come join us in the Face thread. It's a party!

A BIG party.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*relaxing in his grey sweatpants because he's too worn out from the day*

 

[Trubbycat]

Where is this face thread? Need some yuks...

 

[Dubinsky]

Where is this face thread? Need some yuks...

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/

Not really yuks. More like just a bunch of smiley people.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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My sammiches are masterpieces, made with love and care. They’re not something one can just DEMAND. He’d have to earn them with really good dick…once I’m able to walk again

Wait, what? Porn lies? Next thing you're going to tell me is women don't like getting fingered like the guy's hand is a jack hammer...

I mean…sometimes I do! Also, that’s what was happening the one time I squirted…

psssst… women also don’t cum the instant you put your dick in.

If the foreplay is good enough, sometimes I do Like if I’ve already cum 6x on his tongue and fingers, that trigger gets insanely sensitive

I know you aren't being facetious, I wasn't either. When I was a little we had age appropriate books on how babies were made. I wasn't surprised at all in health class at any of the information. Plus, my mom was in charge of the youth program at church and she did not tolerate toxic purity culture. We were very, very lucky.

That's the one thing my mom wouldn't tolerate, porn. I think a Playboy would have been fine, but my brother was fond of a rather graphic magazine. She threw them on the BBQ and lit them up with lighter fluid, then would give a lecture on healthy sexuality, respecting women, and unrealistic expectations. I think he would have preferred being beaten with a belt to her lectures

Your mom needs to write some books on it!

Is that like the mile high club but in church….

It’s the Mile Down Club

Not gonna lie... it's on my fantasy list. What can I say, preacher's kid.

Your request for your birthday of 41 uuummm.... shots.

But you’re in, right?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean it wasn’t JUST him, I posted them too! My pic was one of only two pics I’ve ever put on a timer though (other being my face)…all the rest are still up, if anyone feels like digging through thousands of posts of multiquotes and nonsense to find them. Yes, I’m low key evil


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Nebs and I are friendly vag friends, don’t twist it into something it’s not! Or at least describe what you’re thinking in great detail for the whole class…

Us being friendly vag friends is enough to make anyone shoot their shot!

 

[Dubinsky]

Double-entendres are FUN!

 

[LupineOne]

Us being friendly vag friends is enough to make anyone shoot their shot!

Damn straight it is