Trubbycat
FWB
- Joined
- Nov 30, 2004
- Posts
- 18,276
The monkeys?
I'd imagine not, being dead.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
The monkeys?
I'd imagine not, being dead.
Oh, holy crap! I posted this on the old Delphi Forums back in 1999 or so. Someone took it and apparently turned it into a chain letter, and someone else into a BSA story!Find it & share it!!!
Sooooo, you wanna join a Raid tomorrow on Ghost Recon Breakpoint with me???Nope! I’m in love with an Aries and he’s not boring at all!
View attachment 2334494
As a former PlayStation MVP, I have a strong preference for their DualShock controllers. Currently use those to play and a keyboard to type, but I miss my old Candy Pink DS3 with keypad attachment SO hard!
Have you seen Bap Cat?Listening to my teenager and his friends play Cards Against Humanity in the next room. It's both hilarious and terrifying.
I "loved" it. What do I get now?
PHEW cuz full disclosure, I totally don't have grey sweat pants. May have to do a jeans tent.Nope, I’ve hated grey sweats since forever. Take them off?![]()
Yes. Controllers.Oh? What do we need to talk about? Is it PlayStation controllers
Controllers? You told me you wanted me to grab your “joy stick”. Sheesh!Yes. Controllers.
I tapped 4 times. Nothing. 2 each. They’re really close so could have been 1 and 3.PHEW cuz full disclosure, I totally don't have grey sweat pants. May have to do a jeans tent.![]()
@Kitty_so_frisky i see you're catching up in S&S right now but, come join us in the Face thread. It's a party!
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-face-vol-6.1558088/Where is this face thread? Need some yuks...
My sammiches are masterpieces, made with love and care. They’re not something one can just DEMAND. He’d have to earn them with really good dick…once I’m able to walk again
I mean…sometimes I do! Also, that’s what was happening the one time I squirted…Wait, what? Porn lies? Next thing you're going to tell me is women don't like getting fingered like the guy's hand is a jack hammer...
If the foreplay is good enough, sometimes I dopsssst… women also don’t cum the instant you put your dick in.
Your mom needs to write some books on it!I know you aren't being facetious, I wasn't either. When I was a little we had age appropriate books on how babies were made. I wasn't surprised at all in health class at any of the information. Plus, my mom was in charge of the youth program at church and she did not tolerate toxic purity culture. We were very, very lucky.
That's the one thing my mom wouldn't tolerate, porn. I think a Playboy would have been fine, but my brother was fond of a rather graphic magazine. She threw them on the BBQ and lit them up with lighter fluid, then would give a lecture on healthy sexuality, respecting women, and unrealistic expectations. I think he would have preferred being beaten with a belt to her lectures![]()
It’s the Mile Down ClubIs that like the mile high club but in church….
Not gonna lie... it's on my fantasy list. What can I say, preacher's kid.![]()
But you’re in, right?Your request for your birthday of 41 uuummm.... shots.
Us being friendly vag friends is enough to make anyone shoot their shot!I mean it wasn’t JUST him, I posted them too! Mypic was one of only two pics I’ve ever put on a timer though (other being my face)…all the rest are still up, if anyone feels like digging through thousands of posts of multiquotes and nonsense to find them. Yes, I’m low key evil
Delightful, with a cute butt?
Nebs and I are friendly vag friends, don’t twist it into something it’s not! Or at least describe what you’re thinking in great detail for the whole class…
![]()
Damn straight it isUs being friendly vag friends is enough to make anyone shoot their shot!