Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LupineOne]

Oh Kitty. Did you have too many bowls of Frosted Flakes this morning or? I’m jk babe, you know I love you. And your gift request is a tall order… but I respect it. And I’ll honor it

Yup. Same

 

[Vitriolhack]

Seriously, my mom walks on water as far as I'm concerned. And, the older I get (and the longer I'm on Lit) the more grateful I am for her

I wasn’t being facetious, I truly mean it.

I am in my 50s, my parents grew up religious, talking about sex, mentioning it or anything remotely close to it was just not part of the conversation.

You could say I believed in storks longer than, yiakes, I believed in Santa Clause!

 

[Vitriolhack]

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Morloks?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Dubinsky]

I wasn’t being facetious, I truly mean it.

I am in my 50s, my parents grew up religious, talking about sex, mentioning it or anything remotely close to it was just not part of the conversation.

You could say I believed in storks longer than, yiakes, I believed in Santa Clause!

Yeah, my brother drank their cool-aid. I didn’t.

I was the one who snuck Playboys to bed.

 

[vagrantx]

I think we should see said cuddly butt just to make sure... For scientific research, of course.

Well I already put this up in the butt thread last week and it's pretty safe-for-work, so... For science, you say?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Dubinsky]

Well I already put this up in the butt thread last week and it's pretty safe-for-work, so... For science, you say?

I like science.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You know where to find me.





In the rectory.

I meant dibs on the priest.

You ain't no priest.

 

[Dubinsky]

I meant dibs on the priest.

You ain't no priest.

*sigh*

Need I explain “role play” to you? Or should I just find an online seminary and get ordained?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not a fan, believe it or not! Cumbersome and imprecise.

Wait, what? Porn lies? Next thing you're going to tell me is women don't like getting fingered like the guy's hand is a jack hammer...

 

[Bbl87]

I meant dibs on the priest.

You ain't no priest.

I mean, I'm not a priest. But I did go to seminary.

 

[Amanda330]

Well I already put this up in the butt thread last week and it's pretty safe-for-work, so... For science, you say?

Omg... Amazing and gorgeously cuddly butt! I love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, what? Porn lies? Next thing you're going to tell me is women don't like getting fingered like the guy's hand is a jack hammer...

psssst… women also don’t cum the instant you put your dick in.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

*sigh*

Need I explain “role play” to you? Or should I just find an online seminary and get ordained?

Yes.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Yeah, my brother drank their cool-aid. I didn’t.

I was the one who snuck Playboys to bed.

Yeah I found out about playboy and forum letters, (maybe that’s why I like Literotica so much), in my teenage years.

I remember an older student, apparently an expert, telling us incredulous kids that a guy has to piss inside a woman to get her pregnant! Technically not wrong, but when you don’t yet know about ejaculations, things get seriously lost in translation!

That fucker little shit, he discussed me of women for an extra few years!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean, I'm not a priest. But I did go to seminary.

We can pretend, right? Dubs is gonna teach me about role play.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wasn’t being facetious, I truly mean it.

I am in my 50s, my parents grew up religious, talking about sex, mentioning it or anything remotely close to it was just not part of the conversation.

You could say I believed in storks longer than, yiakes, I believed in Santa Clause!

I know you aren't being facetious, I wasn't either. When I was a little we had age appropriate books on how babies were made. I wasn't surprised at all in health class at any of the information. Plus, my mom was in charge of the youth program at church and she did not tolerate toxic purity culture. We were very, very lucky.

Yeah, my brother drank their cool-aid. I didn’t.

I was the one who snuck Playboys to bed.

That's the one thing my mom wouldn't tolerate, porn. I think a Playboy would have been fine, but my brother was fond of a rather graphic magazine. She threw them on the BBQ and lit them up with lighter fluid, then would give a lecture on healthy sexuality, respecting women, and unrealistic expectations. I think he would have preferred being beaten with a belt to her lectures

 

[UnquietDreams]

What does that mean?

"That is an astonishingly beautiful sight" is what that means.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I meant dibs on the priest.

You ain't no priest.

Your priest fascination cracks me up!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your priest fascination cracks me up!

I just wanna fuck in the confessional

 

[vagrantx]

Omg... Amazing and gorgeously cuddly butt! I love you.

Thank you! Love you t- hey wait a minute, your peach is broken!

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Smooshing genitals together” … ooooh.. talk dirty to me baby.



Tip for all those in attendance … sex does not have to include penetration.

(should really make this a voca PSA)

Oh, absolutely true. There are so many...options.

 

[Bbl87]

Omg... Amazing and gorgeously cuddly butt! I love you.

Her emoji is working but yours is broken...

That being said, agreed.