Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

What did life give you instead of lemons?



For me.. crippling anxiety and social awkwardness

 

[vagrantx]

The flavors I've tried aren't bad. Apparently vegan now too, even the green one!
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I am so very very very confused as to why they'd chose that for a brand name.

 

[Dubinsky]

I am so very very very confused as to why they'd chose that for a brand name.

They were being “edgy.”

I too think it’s dumb.

 

[lavendersilk]

Same. But, I have TOZOs and an Android.

Wait... Not exactly the same because I don't have bears where I live and I don't have a dog.

 

[vagrantx]

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What did life give you instead of lemons?



For me.. crippling anxiety and social awkwardness

Impostor syndrome and a cuddly butt!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait... Not exactly the same because I don't have bears where I live and I don't have a dog.

We have a neighbourhood bear … he even has a name.

 

[deft]

I am so very very very confused as to why they'd chose that for a brand name.

I'm wondering if they're banking on the fact that the modern J. Public have no idea of the source?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Were you just slower and more methodical about it? I was doing it very fast and sloppily.

I don’t know him really so I was being curious like “eh whatever let’s see if a nice juicy dick or ass shows up so i can flirt with him but let me not get my hopes too high since the sweatpants may not be transparent” and then I got distracted by the thought of boobs so i stopped tapping.

 

[BodieOhl]

I am so very very very confused as to why they'd chose that for a brand name.

Or why they didn't get Charlton Heston to endorse it... I mean, if you're going there, go all in.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Impostor syndrome and a cuddly butt!

Damnit … AGAIN!!

Can’t decide on a and a

 

[lavendersilk]

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Such a great show!!!!

Their chemistry was so freaking hot.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Priest kink.

I’m game.

Dibs.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait... Not exactly the same because I don't have bears where I live and I don't have a dog.

You mean the dog chased the bears off and never came back? Wow... that's a bummer. But hey, no bears is probably good. Well unless you're in Chicago, hey like them there right? Not sure.

 

[Dubinsky]

Or why they didn't get Charlton Heston to endorse it... I mean, if you're going there, go all in.

“Drink this beverage, you damn dirty ape!”



…too soon?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Impostor syndrome and a cuddly butt!

I agree with the latter!

 

[Dubinsky]

Dibs.

You know where to find me.





In the rectory.

 

[MindYaBitness]

We have a neighbourhood bear … he even has a name.

This feels very Canadian

 

[vagrantx]

Damnit … AGAIN!!

Can’t decide on a and a

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know where to find me.





In the rectory.

Why does rectory make me think of rectum?

 

[Dubinsky]

Damnit … AGAIN!!

Can’t decide on a and a

*taps feverishly and in growing frustration*

 

[lavendersilk]

Or why they didn't get Charlton Heston to endorse it... I mean, if you're going there, go all in.

I think he has passed. R.I.P.

 

[Amanda330]

Impostor syndrome and a cuddly butt!

I think we should see said cuddly butt just to make sure... For scientific research, of course.

 

[Dubinsky]

Why does rectory make me think of rectum?

Rectum?

I don’t even know ‘im.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Omfg, I am dying. That's great.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why does rectory make me think of rectum?

Right?!?! There was even a night club in Portland called "the Rectory", and when I was a kid I'd hear the advertisements on the radio and was shocked they could advertise a sex club that specialized in butt stuff