Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I just wanna fuck in the confessional

Have you been in a confessional? It's about as sexy as an airplane bathroom

 

[Bbl87]

Have you been in a confessional? It's about as sexy as an airplane bathroom

Agreed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you been in a confessional? It's about as sexy as an airplane bathroom

No I haven’t

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes.

Is this a good time to tell you I'm ordained?

 

[Dubinsky]

Dubs is gonna teach me about role play.

Nah. I’m busy searching for ordination certificates.

Patience.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I know you aren't being facetious, I wasn't either. When I was a little we had age appropriate books on how babies were made. I wasn't surprised at all in health class at any of the information. Plus, my mom was in charge of the youth program at church and she did not tolerate toxic purity culture. We were very, very lucky.

That's the one thing my mom wouldn't tolerate, porn. I think a Playboy would have been fine, but my brother was fond of a rather graphic magazine. She threw them on the BBQ and lit them up with lighter fluid, then would give a lecture on healthy sexuality, respecting women, and unrealistic expectations. I think he would have preferred being beaten with a belt to her lectures

So, she burnt the porn?

That’s cruel!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Have you been in a confessional? It's about as sexy as an airplane bathroom

Is that like the mile high club but in church….

 

[BodieOhl]

psssst… women also don’t cum the instant you put your dick in.

No, that is just for @OrdinaryPerson's...

 

[Dubinsky]

Is this a good time to tell you I'm ordained?

Jelly.

And getting some popcorn.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Is this a good time to tell you I'm ordained?

You do make religioulous sexy!

 

[vagrantx]

Is that like the mile high club but in church….

Fuck in a church and you'll end up a mile below.

 

[Dubinsky]

Fuck in a church and you'll end up a mile below.

Worth it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worth it.

 

[Bbl87]

Fuck in a church and you'll end up a mile below.

Not gonna lie... it's on my fantasy list. What can I say, preacher's kid.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Fuck in a church and you'll end up a mile below.

I am pretty sure I am going there already

 

[Vitriolhack]

“Smooshing genitals together” … ooooh.. talk dirty to me baby.



Tip for all those in attendance … sex does not have to include penetration.

(should really make this a voca PSA)

Is tongue penetration included in that statement?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok … Good Place inspired question.

In the same way Elenor discovered she was really in the bad place by the fact that her house was covered in Clown stuff … what would exist in your “death world” to tip you off that something nefarious might be going on.

I fucking HATE BUGS!!

Except ladybugs
And dragonflies
And bumblebees

And bugs bunny?

There needs to be (another?! I didn’t know it ever existed until searching for the cartoon version just now) Bugs Bunny night at the Hollywood Bowl So many people were introduced to classical music through Looney Tunes!

No butterflies?

Ladybugs and butterflies can be cute OUTSIDE. No bugs are cute bugs when they’re indoors!

People anywhere chewing with their mouths open. Chew sounds incite my murder instinct

Can you murder people who are already in the afterlife?

You should have drawn a ketchup penis Guy!

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No ranch? @NRJLIVES4ever would probably be very disappointed with this

 

[UnquietDreams]

She left me to go take a bath. But I stole her bath toys and her plushie.
Now she's all alone in there and I have all our friends.
Mweehehehe

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Duckies!

I mean, you, too, but... DUCKIES!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, she burnt the porn?

That’s cruel!

But she was fine with my love of smutty trashy novels

 

[MindYaBitness]

Jelly.

And getting some popcorn.

I got ordained online so I could marry my friends during covid

 

[crazychemgirl]

Duckies!

I mean, you, too, but... DUCKIES!

I have 3 ducks on my Jeep.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Come on … it’s so much more fun when I’m torturing you.

That wasn't what you said when I was torturing you...

 

[MindYaBitness]

You do make religioulous sexy!

Well, I am a Sunday School teacher, wanna take my class?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I have 3 ducks on my Jeep.

Can I give you a goose then?

 

[vagrantx]

I have 3 ducks on my Jeep.

Rubber duckies?? As if you could get any cuter