Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Is anyone here going to blame me if I want to joust Mila Kunis? I mean, come on now!

Not at all! Just let me know and I'll help @Bry1313 pop popcorn so we can watch the jousting match.

 

[Taegul]

I'd take a jousting from Ashton Kutcher

I'll have my agent call their agent and we'll see if we can work a trade...

 

[Bry1313]

Not at all! Just let me know and I'll help @Bry1313 pop popcorn so we can watch the jousting match.

We can discuss your condo application while he jousts

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'll have my agent call their agent and we'll see if we can work a trade...

I'm ready to get all medieval

 

[Taegul]

Not at all! Just let me know and I'll help @Bry1313 pop popcorn so we can watch the jousting match.

Ya know, my saddle has a backseat. We can joust her together...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is anyone here going to blame me if I want to joust Mila Kunis? I mean, come on now!

I wanna joust Mila Kunis, and I don't even have a lance!

 

[Amanda330]

We can discuss your condo application while he jousts

I'll bring lots of colorful pens to fill the application out while you tell me about all the amenities... Why should I join your community Bry??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have we forgiven them for the whole "writing letters supporting horrible convicted rapist" yet? Because that still seems a sticking point for me.

 

[Amanda330]

Ya know, my saddle has a backseat. We can joust her together...

I'm not riding bitch... Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wanna joust Mila Kunis, and I don't even have a lance!

Wait, you’re not an @OrdinaryPerson alt!?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

We can discuss your condo application while he jousts

I'm pretty sure you tried to ruin my hopes of a Lit Reunion/Convention by telling me Hell isn't real. I see now it was all a ruse to hide your shady real estate dealings. I'm ashamed of you!

 

[Taegul]

I'm not riding bitch... Lol

Fine, ride in front of me. I'll have to wrap my arms around you like a seatbelt. That means you'll have to grab my lance and try to poke her for me.

Is this getting good? I honestly can't tell...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait, you’re not an @OrdinaryPerson alt!?!?

No, sadly I have neither her wit, beauty, nor dignity. You're stuck with just me for now

 

[Bry1313]

I'm pretty sure you tried to ruin my hopes of a Lit Reunion/Convention by telling me Hell isn't real. I see now it was all a ruse to hide your shady real estate dealings. I'm ashamed of you!

Bad hell isn’t real, fun hell is very real

 

[Bry1313]

No, sadly I have neither her whit, beauty, nor dignity. You're stuck with just me for now

But you do have her spelling ability

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bad hell isn’t real, fun hell is very real

I never said it was bad, my hell is  super fun

 

[MindYaBitness]

But you do have her spelling ability

Is she dyslexic with shifty spell check too? I knew I liked her for a reason!

 

[Amanda330]

Bad hell isn’t real, fun hell is very real

I never said it was bad, my hell is  super fun

Why can't we all be in party hell together??

 

[Amanda330]

Fine, ride in front of me. I'll have to wrap my arms around you like a seatbelt. That means you'll have to grab my lance and try to poke her for me.

Is this getting good? I honestly can't tell...

I mean, I feel like that sounds kind of painful for you. Grabbing your lance and trying to poke her with it... Sounds uncomfy and is she consenting?

This is questionable. Lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why can't we all be in party hell together??

Because Bry is trying get all the developer rights so he can make hell a capitalist community. This cannot stand, We all know hell is full of dirty communists, we'll overthrow him in a heartbeat

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, I feel like that sounds kind of painful for you. Grabbing your lance and trying to poke her with it... Sounds uncomfy and is she consenting?

This is questionable. Lol

Did you not know? By order of the court, @Taegul has to wear a sign that says women who come within three feet are at risk of, and consent to, a firm lancing

 

[Bry1313]

I'll bring lots of colorful pens to fill the application out while you tell me about all the amenities... Why should I join your community Bry??

1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants

 

[PassionatePanther]

Because Bry is trying get all the developer rights so he can make hell a capitalist community. This cannot stand, We all know hell is full of dirty communists, we'll overthrow him in a heartbeat

Are you sure you don’t drink?

 

[Amanda330]

Did you not know? By order of the court, @Taegul has to wear a sign that says women who come within three feet are at risk of, and consent to, a firm lancing

Oh, well then let's go @Taegul

I'll help you poke her with your lance...

 

[Bry1313]

Because Bry is trying get all the developer rights so he can make hell a capitalist community. This cannot stand, We all know hell is full of dirty communists, we'll overthrow him in a heartbeat

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