Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

I mean, I feel like that sounds kind of painful for you. Grabbing your lance and trying to poke her with it... Sounds uncomfy and is she consenting?

This is questionable. Lol

Yes, I already tricked her into signing a contract for the jousting competition. I put the "con" in consent. (Oh no, Taegul, that doesn't sound bad at all. Go with it, dude!)

And I'm ok with a little pain. As a matter of fact, I could use a little pain.

Please?

 

[Amanda330]

1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants

Do I sign my lease in blood or something?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you sure you don’t drink?

edibles.

 

[Taegul]

Did you not know? By order of the court, @Taegul has to wear a sign that says women who come within three feet are at risk of, and consent to, a firm lancing

Yep. Three feet sounds about right.

Sup ladies.

 

[MindYaBitness]

1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants

you sold me with 3 & 5, but can't Hell Towers™ also have Diet Coke with the good ice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, sadly I have neither her wit, beauty, nor dignity. You're stuck with just me for now

It’s a good deal.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you sure you don’t drink?

You have no idea how often I'm asked that I don't want to know how off the rails a drunk me would be!

 

[Bry1313]

you sold me with 3 & 5, but can't Hell Towers™ also have Diet Coke with the good ice?

Of course, sourced from Hell’s favorite chicken shop, Chik Fil A, they’ve got the best ice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do I sign my lease in blood or something?

Yes, but it doesn't have to be yours.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yep. Three feet sounds about right.

Sup ladies.

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[jason28053]

you sold me with 3 & 5, but can't Hell Towers™ also have Diet Coke with the good ice?

Hell yes to #5

 

[Amanda330]

you sold me with 3 & 5, but can't Hell Towers™ also have Diet Coke with the good ice?

Omg yes. The good pebble ice!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants

This does sound suspiciously capitalistic.

 

[Bry1313]

1) rooftop pool and jacuzzi
2) well vetted tenant population, only the best Litsters
3) pic timers never end
4) entire facility is clothing optional
5) you get to select which member of the Trump family you get to torture for eternity and the nature of that torture.(I won’t apologize for this)
6) beach volleyball court
7) obviously fire pit
8) wine, beer and liquor delivery to your condo
9) all the finest smoked meats
10) open to other suggestions from qualified tenants

Sorry forgot

11) Gummies and THC chocolate delivered as well

 

[Bry1313]

This does sound suspiciously capitalistic.

Capitalistic condo would lead with price……do you see a price or even condo fees? This is fun hell dammit.

 

[Taegul]

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[Amanda330]

Yes, but it doesn't have to be yours.

Hmmm... Lol. Maybe Taegul has some blood I can use after his lancing tournament...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry forgot

11) Gummies and THC chocolate delivered as well

I'm taking ALL of my gummies to Hell with me!

 

[jason28053]

I'm taking ALL of my gummies to Hell with me!

Have you had yours this evening yet ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Capitalistic condo would lead with price……do you see a price or even condo fees? This is fun hell dammit.

Who’s doing the deliveries? Are they having fun? Maybe they’re Libertarians? I could maybe get behind that.

 

[Amanda330]

Capitalistic condo would lead with price……do you see a price or even condo fees? This is fun hell dammit.

I'm sold. Where do I sign?

 

[Taegul]

Hmmm... Lol. Maybe Taegul has some blood I can use after his lancing tournament...

Not if someone does their job of polishing my lance properly!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Just, ya know, hanging out
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[Bry1313]

Do I sign my lease in blood or something?

Eewwww, why do people try to make hell harsh. No, we have the good pens, that have that super even ink flow.

 

[jason28053]

I'm sold. Where do I sign?

Don’t do it Barbie, It’s a Ken trap