Sex & Shenanigans

Is it safe to come back yet?
Is everyone done talking about math?
Is math your secondary kryptonite after cheese? 😂

Almost posted "So hot, BOOM" as the song that reminds me of me today, but, felt that would be a tiny bit too masturbatory :ROFLMAO:
No such thing 😊

I think the brain is the most sexy part of a person. It's what makes you, you. I love finding out what what makes a person tick... And then using that to turn them on.
Agreed! I’ve only been half joking when I’ve said that all of that is my biggest kink. Getting into someone’s head, understanding who they are and why, and using that to make them feel fantastic? Yep, it pushes all my buttons in the best way.

Lol @ a boob. You get a single tit. Not one tit more!!!
I’ll have you know I have taken some very sexy singular boob pictures! 😂
 
That's so cute!! What's it releasing - birds? Butterflies? Focus is making it hard to see
I think it’s birds. They are tiny. Maybe if I get a $$ windfall I’ll make them go all the way yo my calf and get bigger until I have a crow on my calf
 
Is math your secondary kryptonite after cheese? 😂


No such thing 😊


Agreed! I’ve only been half joking when I’ve said that all of that is my biggest kink. Getting into someone’s head, understanding who they are and why, and using that to make them feel fantastic? Yep, it pushes all my buttons in the best way.


I’ll have you know I have taken some very sexy singular boob pictures! 😂
I don’t doubt that for a minute ;)
 
Is math your secondary kryptonite after cheese? 😂


No such thing 😊


Agreed! I’ve only been half joking when I’ve said that all of that is my biggest kink. Getting into someone’s head, understanding who they are and why, and using that to make them feel fantastic? Yep, it pushes all my buttons in the best way.


I’ll have you know I have taken some very sexy singular boob pictures! 😂
Some of my best responses were from a singular boob/nipple pic...

The brain is fucking sexy... There's nothing more fun than a teasing conversation that lasts all day culminating in a very thorough fucking.

I've made myself wet now. 😂
 
Going with my best change to actually eat them.

Leaved, to give it a crisp. Some outstanding olive oil, fresh lemon juice, reserve sherry vinegar, garlic, and probably Parmesan at the end.

I was going to air fry, but I chose to honor Swedish beauty with a pan from Ikea... Heh.
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@crazychemgirl can we make a "thirstiest" award for UD? :D:D:D I don't know anyone on lit who's gone this far for a boob
 
I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.
I did this instead to Brussels sprouts:)
Marinated them in balsamic vinaigrette and then roasted them on a blackstone griddle plate drizzling in honey and garlic at the end.

The griddle needed a shit ton of cleaning afterward but the charred honey on the Brussels sprouts. 😽

https://ibb.co/NyCcb3F
 
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