Sex & Shenanigans

You want more math?!!!
Sex is like quadratic expansion,
If it can't be split than its time to stop.
Having sex is like doing fractions,
It's improper for the larger one to be on top.
Having sex is like doing math homework,
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
Squaring numbers are just like women,
If they're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
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NOT MINE! NOT MINE!
Bo Burnham - New Math, shock comedy.
That filth is fucking funny though.
 
Sex is like quadratic expansion,
If it can't be split than its time to stop.
Having sex is like doing fractions,
It's improper for the larger one to be on top.
Having sex is like doing math homework,
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
Squaring numbers are just like women,
If they're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
--
NOT MINE! NOT MINE!
Bo Burnham - New Math, shock comedy.
That filth is fucking funny though.
That's the first time math has ever held my attention.
 
Sex is like quadratic expansion,
If it can't be split than its time to stop.
Having sex is like doing fractions,
It's improper for the larger one to be on top.
Having sex is like doing math homework,
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
Squaring numbers are just like women,
If they're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
--
NOT MINE! NOT MINE!
Bo Burnham - New Math, shock comedy.
That filth is fucking funny though.
I've never heard this and I love Bo Burnham! I'll have to look it up in context because that last part gives me the creeps!
 
I've never heard this and I love Bo Burnham! I'll have to look it up in context because that last part gives me the creeps!
It was from his early pre-youtube days. He was like 14 or 15 when he wrote it, one of his firsts. He has come out in interviews and said he hates those songs since they were just edgy for the sake of shock.
 
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