Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I will selflessly eat any Reese’s PB eggs you receive

Hand over all of the Cadbury Creme Eggs and we have a deal.

 

[Amanda330]

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This is the kind of Easter and peep consumption I can get behind.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think you mean “Jesus H. Christ!”

I had to go there… no self control sometimes…

I think you mean @jason28053 H Christ!

'Dear'?

Bless your heart.

Are you a southerner now? Aren’t people from across the pond supposed to bless something cotton? IIRC, @Daisy_Love blesses our wee cotton socks, and @Btq97 blesses my wet cotton panties

Again. You criticise OUR food?

Yes, and with good reason!

 

[jason28053]

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This is the kind of Easter and peep consumption I can get behind.

Amen

 

[hotoldrguy]

If only there were some widely accepted & understood sign that indicated something sexy was forthcoming. Hmm, if only...

You mean like "that page doesn't exist"?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ve eaten none gefilte fish. I’ve avoided both nasty fish items of my two cultures. I’ve eaten none lutefisk as well.

I eat none fish in general, but have heard it said the Norwegians came to America to escape the lutefisk

Well, yes, I’m absolutely with you.

I have the stuff in my fridge for lox bagels right now!

I hope you don’t mean the bagels themselves are in your fridge too?

Yeah, we all have at least one flaw. We’ve identified @Indie ’s one flaw.

You can’t just point out her ONE flaw without saying @Indie has a cute butt, what’s WRONG with you?!

I'm sorry that I missed your pic, but so glad I saw your post. I've struggled with my weight, yo-yo dieting, and depression since I was a teen. It's done a number on my self-esteem as well. Even more impressive than your weight loss so far is the fact that you were able to take the first steps to pull yourself up out of that dark place. Depression can be so deeply debilitating and can leave one feeling utterly hopeless. Finding the motivation to start caring for yourself again is an accomplishment in itself.


It's definitely a daily battle. Those voices can be insidious.


You are certainly not alone in that.


If only we could talk to ourselves the way we talk to the people we love. We say such cruel things to ourselves at times, things we would never dream of saying to someone else.

*Pulls @AngelicaS1780 into the hug pile*

 

[morelikeasong]

I hope you don’t mean the bagels themselves are in your fridge too?

I’m not a MONSTER

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I’m not a MONSTER

This absolutely would have been grounds for calling the authorities, Canadian or not.

 

[morelikeasong]

This absolutely would have been grounds for calling the authorities, Canadian or not.

I’m not Canadian either!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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This is the kind of Easter and peep consumption I can get behind.

The gold looks really good on your skin

 

[Amanda330]

The gold looks really good on your skin

Thank you

I always wonder if I'm a silver or gold jewelry girl but I like both.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That sounds way better than the stage version of Jesus Christ Superstar with Sporty Spice as Mary Magdalene that I watched on Peacock yesterday

I am both horrified and fascinated by this right now...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I’m not Canadian either!

You'd be amazed by the impressively ridiculous things my brain convinces me are true.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m so fucking behind on my reviews
And I have a new toy coming too lol

Wait... That's a real thing???

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait... That's a real thing???

Yes! I have a sex toy review thread. It’s not just me, though I did take pride in some very in depth reviews of my toys. And I have like 5 toys I still need to review and I keep saying I’m going to do it but I’m terrible at holding myself accountable without consequences or deadlines soooooooooo maybe tomorrow

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m not a MONSTER

A MONSTER babe....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fixed it for you.

…and I am going to be a good girl and not mention @Indie ‘s sexy body…

Rookie mistake! You should ALWAYS tell @Indie she has a cute butt

This is so me, too. Like I want to do what I want when I want and fuck anyone who tells me otherwise.

Although...... There is a little part of me that would like to sometimes just be told what to do.

Again, I say: come to the brat side, we have lollipops! You can indulge the small voice that wants to be told what to do, and if it’s something you don’t actually want to do, you can be a brat about it and get spanked…which works out perfectly if you happen to enjoy a good spanking
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[BrendaBear]

You'd be amazed by the impressively ridiculous things my brain convinces me are true.

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[dawn_of_night]

Yes! I have a sex toy review thread. It’s not just me, though I did take pride in some very in depth reviews of my toys. And I have like 5 toys I still need to review and I keep saying I’m going to do it but I’m terrible at holding myself accountable without consequences or deadlines soooooooooo maybe tomorrow

Girl.
Accountability police.... *bows*
#toyslivesareimportanttoo
#yourorgasmsmatter
Just saying...

 

[BrendaBear]

Rookie mistake! You should ALWAYS tell @Indie she has a cute butt


Again, I say: come to the brat side, we have lollipops! You can indulge the small voice that wants to be told what to do, and if it’s something you don’t actually want to do, you can be a brat about it and get spanked…which works out perfectly if you happen to enjoy a good spanking
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The brat life is so good!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You'd be amazed by the impressively ridiculous things my brain convinces me are true.

Brains are the worst.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You'd be amazed by the impressively ridiculous things my brain convinces me are true.

I hope it's not that m&M's are good food....

 

[UnquietDreams]

You're so modest
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Dammit...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I so wish I could look sexy like that.

I wish you could too, buddy. I really do.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes! I have a sex toy review thread. It’s not just me, though I did take pride in some very in depth reviews of my toys. And I have like 5 toys I still need to review and I keep saying I’m going to do it but I’m terrible at holding myself accountable without consequences or deadlines soooooooooo maybe tomorrow

I realized I need to just stop buying toys cause I always revert back to the same 2 or 3 favorites