Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You ok?
I love @Indie but it's super not ok that @Indie loves peeps

She does seem fond of you, so you know, questionable taste all around.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You ok?
I love @Indie but it's super not ok that @Indie loves peeps

OK I'm confused. Over here, peeps is slang for people.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You ok?
I love @Indie but it's super not ok that @Indie loves peeps

Peeps are only edible when stale. Poke holes in the package and put in an upper cabinet for 6-8 months for a treat that you can really tear into. Literally, you will need to tear into them. An extra step, roll them out with a rolling pin for delicious peep jerky.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@jason28053 H Christ, I’m like 21.5 hours behind! Catching up, but in the meantime, hope everyone has a hoppy Easter!

You can't switch hands cause you need both to go around your giant dick?

Sounds legit!

FYI: Cash, credit and dildos accepted here.

I’d take DDPPP: dildos, dick pics and PayPal

That would be on the list

Top would be being stepped on by an elephant after making love to a beautiful woman at 108...

Not sure where you’d get the elephant, but the rest is at least possible, if not plausible.

A certain Litster intends to die fucking me, but I’m going to need at least 30 good years of going at it 4x a day before his heart is allowed to go out

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

OK I'm confused. Over here, peeps is slang for people.

Here as well, but also these abominations
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Beloved by many people I know who otherwise have very reliable taste.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Here as well, but also these abominations
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Beloved by many people I know who otherwise have very reliable taste.

Again. You criticise OUR food?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Peeps are only edible when stale. Poke holes in the package and put in an upper cabinet for 6-8 months for a treat that you can really tear into. Literally, you will need to tear into them. An extra step, roll them out with a rolling pin for delicious peep jerky.

FTR, they do NOT work well as s’mores.

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s not so bad with peanut butter.

Yes, it is. Almost impossible to swallow.
Cream cheese and jelly is edible.

Matzoh rocks!

Anything matzoh really.

I have only ever heard non-Jews say this. My best friend is obsessed with matzo. Blech.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Again. You criticise OUR food?

Ma’am, I believe you are mistaking me for someone else.

I mean, maybe I did once, while drunk?

 

[crazychemgirl]

'Dear'?

Bless your heart.

Hey!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Highest and best use of peeps.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I need to make a trip to the store… and I guess I got a “wild hare” because I decided to wear this for the day…

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You and I should definitely hang out today.
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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nothing at all to do with either sex and/or shenanigans, but I've got the house to myself for a few hours, I finished prepping everything for Easter tomorrow morning, and I've got chicken jalfrezi with naan on the way. It's a good day.

Darn…having the place to yourself would have been the perfect time for sex and/or shenanigans too!

Yeah, it is not really my kink but I don't have a problem saying it if that is what they want.

Maybe just food in general... is that just me?



I've wondered about the whole psychology of it. Daddy issues in the bedroom are a very interesting topic...

Probably has something to do with getting the nurturing, care, attention, affection or whatever else we didn’t get enough of in our childhoods

Wet Saturday

Wet weekend?

 

[Bry1313]

My college roommate was Jewish and his dad liked to stock up at the member-club store before visiting us. One trip he brought a case of matzoh that lasted us most of the school year. It’s not so bad with peanut butter. I still recoil at the thought of how much gefilte fish we ate because it was free.

I’ve eaten none gefilte fish. I’ve avoided both nasty fish items of my two cultures. I’ve eaten none lutefisk as well.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I need to make a trip to the store… and I guess I got a “wild hare” because I decided to wear this for the day…

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95% of people won't read that right. Hang out with the other 5%

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey!

Oh sorry. Did you not take the 'dear' as condescending?

My bad. Must be a North American thing.

Carry on.

 

[Nicefella]

Yes, it is. Almost impossible to swallow.
Cream cheese and jelly is edible.

I have only ever heard non-Jews say this. My best friend is obsessed with matzo. Blech.

Well we always want what others have.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve eaten none gefilte fish. I’ve avoided both nasty fish items of my two cultures. I’ve eaten none lutefisk as well.

We’d make the fraternity pledges eat gefilte fish. Figured if we ever got charged for hazing we could flip it around as institutional anti-semitism.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Here as well, but also these abominations
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Beloved by many people I know who otherwise have very reliable taste.

Nuke them! They melt very artistically in the microwave.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Darn…having the place to yourself would have been the perfect time for sex and/or shenanigans too!

I mean... I watched an unhealthy amount of porn. But that's hardly noteworthy around here. Indian food, on the other hand - that's a rare treat!

 

[lavendersilk]

Easterkitty

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I would totally do this, but I don't have a death wish today...

 

[Bry1313]

We’d make the fraternity pledges eat gefilte fish. Figured if we ever got charged for hazing we could flit it around as institutional anti-semitism.

A Jew on the panel would have held up the hazing charge

 

[Bry1313]

I would totally do this, but I don't have a death wish today...

Yeah, I’d get gored if I tried to put that on my pussy

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve eaten none gefilte fish.

It’s so good!

 

[lavendersilk]

Dear, there is no right or wrong in matters of taste, everyone’s valid. Even people who like Peeps, or Timothy Chalamet.

Amen.