Sex & Shenanigans

Oh man, I'm tired but:

  • Access to a lovely freshwater lake
  • Robust state and national parks
  • Day drive to the mountains and caves downstate
  • An under the radar but vibrant culinary/foodie scene
  • (Semi) affordable housing

Now, there are of course pockets of grinding poverty, and whole towns that have been more or less ground to dust by race-to-bottom employment policies, and shit like that, but honestly, if you hate living in Ohio, I question how hard you're trying to find the good.
And also
  • Very close to Indie
 
Ok @Kitty_so_frisky and everyone else requesting a Santa Jason parody to the tune of Santa Baby, in honor of @jason28053 ….
This is as far as I got
Santa Jason

Santa Jason, just slip a dildo under the tree , for me

Been a naughty little girl . Santa Jason,

Please be comin down my chimney tonight.



Santa Jason, some lingerie from Frederick’s too, light blue

You can put it up my rear Santa Jason,

I need you comin down my chimney tonight



Think of all the cum I’ve licked, off of all the different dicks,

Next year for you I’ll be so slick,

If you would just come here and lick my clit, Santa Jason…..
I need you to sing this. Please! 🙏
 
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