Sex & Shenanigans

[CthuluLives]

I'm happy to start a whip round for the tits, I mean jesus, I mean jesus' tits, I mean, ah ffs..

 

[SherlockianMan]

Tits for Jesus always earns points.

Where do I sign up for this church? I'm an atheist, but it might just help me see the glory to join!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm happy to start a whip round for the tits…

What does that mean?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm happy to start a whip round for the tits, I mean jesus, I mean jesus' tits, I mean, ah ffs..

The lord doth possess a holy rack

 

[CthuluLives]

I feel I've missed out on far too many titties, I mean banter over the last few months, today has been fabulous, if anyone wants to help me keep it going, I mean keep an old scotsman happy, help the middle age'd an aw that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tits for Jesus always earns points.

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[CthuluLives]

What does that mean?

Quiet you, ive no finished yet!

 

[CthuluLives]

The lord doth possess a holy rack

That he does my child, that he does

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel I've missed out on far too many titties, I mean banter over the last few months, today has been fabulous, if anyone wants to help me keep it going, I mean keep an old scotsman happy, help the middle age'd an aw that.

Are you looking for a “wet Wednesday” or something?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So where do we sign up? AFAF.

Right this way, Sir! *Ushers you into the office of @Wand3rlust , Chief Executive of Member Services*

A TROJAN? I thought you liked me...

USC is private, and isn't part of the UC network. I was at University of California-Santa Cruz for a short time. It was supposed to be longer, but the house I was living in was two blocks away from the Hook at Pleasure Point. Discovered surfing, and classes fell off the board (except my radio class, which was at night. So late nights, dawn patrol to avoid crowds in the water, I had to find time to sleep, and math class was the loser, along with Western Civ. The school was not as amused as I thought they should be, considering).

I was a Banana Slug, not a Trojan. Sheesh.

I was tired and missed the first C in UCSC Okay, you’re a banana slug

That is a correct answer lol

*Waits for @Bry1313 to do his thing*

Boobs for Jesus is all inclusive … you don’t have to believe in Jesus … or Allah… or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Ma’am, I ordered the flying lasagna monster

If you tickle me you’re likely going to experience some broken bones.

Me too, tickle bad

I am also firmly on team “don’t you dare tickle me”!

I can only enjoy some very light tickling before it becomes unpleasantly torturous :x I’m much more likely to use a safe word on tickles than pain

Ok, so... check your settings to see if you have chosen to see signatures, you can choose not to, then rotate your phone sideways.

Extra extra points!

I actually don’t have a fucking clue what these points are for or what you’re talking about. What do you need? I’ll help.

Since apparently just showing you my tits outta the goodness of my twat is somehow not good enough

Friendly vag friends for life! You can send me your tits or the goodness of your twat anytime

 

[CthuluLives]

Are you looking for a “wet Wednesday” or something?

Well it's been tent pole Tuesday for the last couple o hours it's only 22:30 here so we'll see what happens on Wednesday if I'm still up after midnight

 

[SherlockianMan]

Now I'm trying to think of tit related church names. The obvious is Pentitcostal or Baptits,
But I'm gonna go with The Church of Jesus Christ of Letmeat Dem Saintly Tits

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was tired and missed the first C in UCSC Okay, you’re a banana slug

I’m a Trojan . But only sorta. Grad school’s not quite the same. And I stopped caring after Reggie Bush lost his Heinemann anyway.

Extra extra points!

Stahp! I just caught up to her! I can’t expect Nebs to whip out her boobs every day for me!

I mean, hope, pray wish, live, laugh, love. But not expect.

 

[BodieOhl]

I need all of the points I can get! Should I amend my post from "night vision" to "for jesus"???

Yes, if it renews the time! I was eating lunch. Curse the need for midday sustenance!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m a Trojan .

You are a condum?

… And I stopped caring after Reggie Bush lost his Heinemann anyway.

Somebody took some guy’s beer? How rude!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are a condum?

Opinions vary but I’m sure someone somewhere thinks that’s appropriate attire for me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

Oh, Sweet Jesus...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was picturing him now as a 30’s movie, Irish dock worker. With one of those caps… and doesn’t use his hands to open doors… the dick sticking way out just pushes them open for him.

Other than the dick sticking out, your image is way off.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

Yep, I am getting a Ph.D in Inter-cult-ural Studies. I will be attending your meetings. Say "hi" to the cats and paints and whatnot. You sold me ...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My 16-year old asked us last night about getting his name legally changed, which, in principle, I'm completely on board with.
When my wife asked one of the attorneys she works with about how much it would cost, however... yikes.
If we do this, it's Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, and Happy Festivus, kid.

I had a legal name change. Through the court, not marriage, and it didn't cost a dime!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Tits for Jesus always earns points.

I shared some titties earlier on monkeys behalf. And you know, for Jesus

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

Great nips baby cakes!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I had a legal name change. Through the court, not marriage, and it didn't cost a dime!

Henry Jones Jr to Indiana Jones right?

 

[Bry1313]

That is a correct answer lol

We’ve been waiting months for someone to confirm this, thank you for being the one to step up

 

[MissLabelled]

My 16-year old asked us last night about getting his name legally changed, which, in principle, I'm completely on board with.
When my wife asked one of the attorneys she works with about how much it would cost, however... yikes.
If we do this, it's Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, and Happy Festivus, kid.

Ah, that's a bummer. Can it be done in drips and drabs? Filing and home state first, and whatever else is needed can be done at a later date? I hope he's doing ok, these setbacks can often times feel very heavy.