Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

I need to have someone in my rotation who would just be happy with reciting poetry while giving me a full body massage. That isn’t too much to ask, is it?

Quick update: While poetry will not be part of it, I do have someone lined up to give me a full body massage. I’ll bring a poetry book, just in case!

Feels like it should be a pretty standard life goal tbh.

And it would really be their privilege! lol

There once was a man from Nantucket
(Petrissage traps)
Who caught his foot in a bucket
(Effleurages lats)

Don’t stop!
(this feels so good)
What happened to the man from Nantucket?
(your hands are so soft)
Tell me more!
(yes, right there, that’s the spot)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Quick update: While poetry will not be part of it, I do have someone lined up to give me a full body massage. I’ll bring a poetry book, just in case!


And it would really be their privilege! lol


Don’t stop!
(this feels so good)
What happened to the man from Nantucket?
(your hands are so soft)
Tell me more!
(yes, right there, that’s the spot)

The full body massage sounds good.

 

[Trubbycat]

Will happy endings be on the agenda?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You were a Trojan?! It all makes so much more sense now

A TROJAN? I thought you liked me...

USC is private, and isn't part of the UC network. I was at University of California-Santa Cruz for a short time. It was supposed to be longer, but the house I was living in was two blocks away from the Hook at Pleasure Point. Discovered surfing, and classes fell off the board (except my radio class, which was at night. So late nights, dawn patrol to avoid crowds in the water, I had to find time to sleep, and math class was the loser, along with Western Civ. The school was not as amused as I thought they should be, considering).

I was a Banana Slug, not a Trojan. Sheesh.

 

[Bry1313]

What happened to #AllBoobsMatter ?

Of course they matter, it’s just the deity that’s different

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course they matter, it’s just the deity that’s different

Polyboobism? A reasonable theological stance.

 

[Lmizzler]

Morning freaks!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

All animals are welcome to chat about.

Ok! As long as you aren't looking for artists I'm in!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok! As long as you aren't looking for artists I'm in!

Art is subjective. @Bry1313 does stick figures. It's all good.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Art is subjective. @Bry1313 does stick figures. It's all good.

But ask him to draw a sandwich and it's detailed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Art is subjective. @Bry1313 does stick figures. It's all good.

I have a feeling his stick figures would be better than my stick figures... I am the Picasso of stick figures --as in the "what the hell is that supposed to be" part of Picasso.

 

[Ivetried]

The days that end in Y…

That is a correct answer lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning freaks!

Morning!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course they matter, it’s just the deity that’s different

Boobs for Jesus is all inclusive … you don’t have to believe in Jesus … or Allah… or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Will happy endings be on the agenda?

Yea I'm fine with that

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning freaks!

What's up fucker

 

[dawn_of_night]

Morning!!

Hey girl hey

 

[__Nathan1968]

Boobs for Jesus is all inclusive … you don’t have to believe in Jesus … or Allah… or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And I approve of this organization.

 

[Bry1313]

Boobs for Jesus is all inclusive … you don’t have to believe in Jesus … or Allah… or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I prefer perhaps boobs for Aphrodite, sexy gods are more fun.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yea I'm fine with that

Gets clean towels, warms up oil, strips naked and waits patiently

 

[Bry1313]

Gets clean towels, warms up oil, strips naked and waits patiently

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[Trubbycat]

Sometimes my feet are ticklish.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Quick update: While poetry will not be part of it, I do have someone lined up to give me a full body massage. I’ll bring a poetry book, just in case!


And it would really be their privilege! lol

Fucking A it would

Don’t stop!
(this feels so good)
What happened to the man from Nantucket?
(your hands are so soft)
Tell me more!
(yes, right there, that’s the spot)

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know just the dress to go with them!
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See also. Damn she’s an icon in everything.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sometimes my feet are ticklish.

If you tickle me you’re likely going to experience some broken bones.