Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

 

[CthuluLives]

For Jesus.

Makes a man very hot and inquisitive

 

[CthuluLives]

Would it help if I kiss it to make it better?

I am a little slow about these things… it might take a while. You might need to get comfortable….

That's fine wi me, I dont have much else to do than stretch my arms behind my head..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For Jesus.

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[lavendersilk]

Makes a man very hot and inquisitive

Your link is broken.

 

[BrendaBear]

That's fine wi me, I dont have much else to do than stretch my arms behind my head..

So you might forgive me for my joke?

Sorry.. I had to take that out of my mouth to dick-tate it… I’ll get back to work….

 

[MissLabelled]

For Jesus.


I fixed the link. Oops..

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Really? So weird. I’d have never guessed.

 

[MissLabelled]

Really? So weird. I’d have never guessed.

It’s shocking, I know. I usually keep that information close to the chest,

 

[CthuluLives]

Your link is broken.

Oh my god, sorry that was an opportunity lost!

Incidently, ur updated link is stunning

 

[CthuluLives]

So you might forgive me for my joke?

Sorry.. I had to take that out of my mouth to dick-tate it… I’ll get back to work….

I am honest to God gonna explode, literally and figuratively

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s shocking, I know. I usually keep that information close to the chest,

is it under the ropes!?!?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My 16-year old asked us last night about getting his name legally changed, which, in principle, I'm completely on board with.
When my wife asked one of the attorneys she works with about how much it would cost, however... yikes.
If we do this, it's Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, and Happy Festivus, kid.

 

[BrendaBear]

My 16-year old asked us last night about getting his name legally changed, which, in principle, I'm completely on board with.
When my wife asked one of the attorneys she works with about how much it would cost, however... yikes.
If we do this, it's Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, and Happy Festivus, kid.

Wow. It was $270 here in Las Vegas…. Although they don’t seem to be too quick about it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My 16-year old asked us last night about getting his name legally changed, which, in principle, I'm completely on board with.
When my wife asked one of the attorneys she works with about how much it would cost, however... yikes.
If we do this, it's Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, and Happy Festivus, kid.

That’s bogus. Sorry man.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Same!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wow. It was $270 here in Las Vegas…. Although they don’t seem to be too quick about it.

I like living in a place where it’s cheap to change your name.

-Big Dick McGee

 

[BrendaBear]

I like living in a place where it’s cheap to change your name.

-Big Dick McGee

What? I thought you changed it to “Dirk N. Socks”.

*runs out of the room, giggling*

 

[RaineDrops]

I like living in a place where it’s cheap to change your name.

-Big Dick McGee

I don’t know why but now I’m picturing you as Mr. Magoo (with a big dick of course)

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know why but now I’m picturing you as Mr. Magoo (with a big dick of course)

I was picturing him now as a 30’s movie, Irish dock worker. With one of those caps… and doesn’t use his hands to open doors… the dick sticking way out just pushes them open for him.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wow. It was $270 here in Las Vegas…. Although they don’t seem to be too quick about it.

The filing fee is only $250, which isn't terrible. But then afterwards you need certified copies of the name change certificate for, like, a half dozen state and municipal agencies. The cost of the certified copies and the filing fees for each of those agencies adds up quick.

 

[BrendaBear]

The filing fee is only $250, which isn't terrible. But then afterwards you need certified copies of the name change certificate for, like, a half dozen state and municipal agencies. The cost of the certified copies and the filing fees for each of those agencies adds up quick.

Yeah, I am sure. I haven’t gotten that far yet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yeah, I am sure. I haven’t gotten that far yet.

Anyone going on the state website and seeing the $250 fee without reading the whole page through is going to be in for some serious sticker shock. But this is also probably one of those things that varies a lot from state to state.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Huh. Well I’m in good with her so I bet my flashing just earned you some decent points. Tell em @crazychemgirl

Tits for Jesus always earns points.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Tits for Jesus always earns points.

I need all of the points I can get! Should I amend my post from "night vision" to "for jesus"???