What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

Whatever this is.....I'm not wearing it...

 

[Trubbycat]

Whatever this is.....I'm not wearing it...

Reminds me of my old roommate who mage a really lurid codpiece for a Halloween costume...

 

[Rj_1954]

Depends…

Which one makes you more weak in your knees?

I'm not using DEPENDS, yet

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not using DEPENDS, yet

Happy to hear it. Please sit on this towel...

 

[BrendaBear]

Boots, definitely.

Oh, these boots over here fit me well… but I do need a slave to put them on me, with lotion, and please me with their mouth….

 

[BrendaBear]

Whatever this is.....I'm not wearing it...

http://deadshirt.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/maxresdefault-1.jpg

 

[Rj_1954]

Damn he's here too

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a sock on my cock

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a sock on my cock

What an incredible inventive idea

But I'm not wearing it...

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing this dress,
But I'd sell my soul to see @BrendaD In it

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing the “Bruce Springsteen” t-shirt dress I swiped from Mrs @DirkCamacho ‘s closet. She caught me before I could put it on.

 

[Yesok1]

Braces on my chinos that I am also not wearing. I'm not wearing socks or shoes.

My right foot is practically in my girls mouth though, so am I wearing her. Ha ha

 

[DirkCamacho]

I am not wearing the “Bruce Springsteen” t-shirt dress I swiped from Mrs @DirkCamacho ‘s closet. She caught me before I could put it on.

And girlfriend, are you in trouble!!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing this t-shirt...

Yet...

 

[DirkCamacho]

I am not wearing all my UFC mixed martial arts gear.

Which would be a suit of titanium armor because these two female MMA fighters I'm watching are BAD-ASS. And I'm too old for that crap.

And I’m not wearing my motorcycle gear: full face helmet, armored abrasion resistant riding jacket and pants, leather gloves and boots.

Whose ears perked up when I said leather?

 

[DirkCamacho]

I'm not wearing this t-shirt...
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Yet...

lol I saw someone wearing that exact shirt last night at the Springsteen show.

 

[base10]

The show is your chest thread made me lose my pants

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh, these boots over here fit me well… but I do need a slave to put them on me, with lotion, and please me with their mouth….

Lotion for you, polish for the boots.

 

[fullservice65]

Macaroni and cheese.

 

[Surferdude1891]

Ummm kahki’s

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a purple sparkly boa, strategically wrapped around me, covering my tits and bits.

 

[Seadog777]

A monocle

 

[Rj_1954]

Riot gear...

Cuz it's sometimes very funny here..

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing latex…
Isn’t that what paint is made from? Sheesh!

 

[LustyScribe]

A pink shower cap