Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Thankful maybe? I dunno she posted the rules, I followed the rules. I earned em fair and square like.

That’s funny that you think she follows rules

 

[BrendaBear]

Gods no, ah ken where its been!

Sorry, I mean yes my queen, I live to serve and being a Knight is bound to open more doors for me to help me serve better *Still smiling awkwardly*

Bla bla bla bla bound bla bla…

And suddenly and mysteriously, Brenda wakes up from her afternoon stupor…

 

[CthuluLives]

Omg will there be dick tributes to me???

Wasn't he a vice president or something? Or a wide receiver? Dick Tribute, car salesman of the month..

I mean you don't need to be so fancy wi yer words, if yi want tae see mah cock yi just need tae ask
*lifts up his kilt*

 

[Bry1313]

Omg will there be dick tributes to me???

I’ll do it

 

[Bry1313]

I've changed the name of my cult, guys...

"Nips and Nebs" The Extraordinary Planet of Worshipping Nebula's Holy Tits

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[CthuluLives]

Bla bla bla bla bound bla bla…

And suddenly and mysteriously, Brenda wakes up from her afternoon stupor…

Remind me again, is it my turn of your turn to feel the rope?

 

[lavendersilk]

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Not David but I love Stevie too.

 

[lavendersilk]

Jeepers I keep forgetting it is Titty Tuesday...

 

[BrendaBear]

Remind me again, is it my turn of your turn to feel the rope?

You’ve been gone a while… this will require lots of effort on your part…

Where do you want me to sit? Or lay?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is there a Fanny Friday USA and UK edition?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jeepers I keep forgetting it is Titty Tuesday...

Your emojis….are….wait for it…..


Broken.

 

[MissLabelled]

Jeepers I keep forgetting it is Titty Tuesday...

Is there a Fanny Friday USA and UK edition?

Four emojis, none work.

 

[lavendersilk]

Do I have to show the nips or can I save those for Jesus?

 

[MissLabelled]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……
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I need to go back to this post for a moment.

We haven’t been formerly introduced.

Hi! If you ever need help with the hard to reach places, I’ll be right over here.

 

[CthuluLives]

You’ve been gone a while… this will require lots of effort on your part…

Where do you want me to sit? Or lay?

Lay, def lay

 

[BodieOhl]

Do I have to show the nips or can I save those for Jesus?

Hola, me llamo Jesus.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ll do it

Ladies and gentlemen a true hero!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wasn't he a vice president or something? Or a wide receiver? Dick Tribute, car salesman of the month..

I mean you don't need to be so fancy wi yer words, if yi want tae see mah cock yi just need tae ask
*lifts up his kilt*

 

[MissLabelled]

Do I have to show the nips or can I save those for Jesus?

I heard he sacrificed a lot, he would want nips shown, surely.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I need to go back to this post for a moment.

We haven’t been formerly introduced.

Hi! If you ever need help with the hard to reach places, I’ll be right over here.

Sounds like it’s gonna be a pleasure to meet ya!

 

[MissLabelled]

Wasn't he a vice president or something? Or a wide receiver? Dick Tribute, car salesman of the month..

I mean you don't need to be so fancy wi yer words, if yi want tae see mah cock yi just need tae ask
*lifts up his kilt*

You must not have lifted the kilt high enough, I didn’t see anything.

 

[BrendaBear]

You must not have lifted the kilt high enough, I didn’t see anything.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OWqY7Z_5IiwAAAAC/snl-aidy-bryant.gif

 

[CthuluLives]

You must not have lifted the kilt high enough, I didn’t see anything.

Jings I'm not sure if that's an insult or an invite?

 

[CthuluLives]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OWqY7Z_5IiwAAAAC/snl-aidy-bryant.gif

*shocked*
But. But. But you said it was
*runs away crying*

 

[BrendaBear]

*shocked*
But. But. But you said it was
*runs away crying*

Would it help if I kiss it to make it better?

I am a little slow about these things… it might take a while. You might need to get comfortable….