Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? Why would you do that?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You take what you get and don't make a fuss.

I just wanna know the parameters I’m working within, I know the game’s rigged. Just how much is all.

 

[MissLabelled]

I was on a work break and I got to see some really fantastic boobs on here.

While I am unhappy to be going back to work, I will at least have a smile on my face.

 

[lavendersilk]

I just wanna know the parameters I’m working within, I know the game’s rigged. Just how much is all.

Do you have boobs?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you have boobs?

*Nods*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just trying to be helpful here. Maybe it’s cause I went back to the old version of Lit.

Cause it’s better!

There, I said it!

Tell us you're an old man without telling us you're an old man.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok, so... check your settings to see if you have chosen to see signatures, you can choose not to, then rotate your phone sideways.

How did I not know this was a thing? Lol. I'm genuinely amazed that I can just turn my phone and they show up lol.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Tell us you're an old man without telling us you're an old man.

Well, when I was a lad...

We had these things called rotary phones...

VCR's cost a thousand dollars!

And playing outside might seriously injure you, and that was OK, it built character!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tell us you're an old man without telling us you're an old man.

I've been pretty clear I am an old man.

Still not old Lit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you have boobs?

I could. If I needed to.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Speaking of… I feel like we totally had a conversation on here about tits for Jesus that gave me a sense of pride to participate in

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of… I feel like we totally had a conversation on here about tits for Jesus that gave me a sense of pride to participate in

Are you offering to give me your boobs for extra bonus points from CCG? That’s so kind of you! I love extra points!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you have boobs?

That was my first thought.

"How much is it rigged?"
"How much is boobs?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Orange dry mixed with whipped cream vodka. So good.

Would this taste like an orange creamsicle?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Are you offering to give me your boobs for extra bonus points from CCG? That’s so kind of you! I love extra points!

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……

 

[peekingone]

Scrub a dub dub. Nebs is naked in the tub. Soap away...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……
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Cam with me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……
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I was going to say something witty about Salaciousmonkey, but honestly? Everything just went out of my head.

Holy shit, Nebs. Holy shit.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Cam with me?

I’m entertaining the idea

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……

I definitely appreciate your enthusiasm. And am not complaining at all, but if you’d waited a couple minutes I’d have sent you the head shot to paste onto this. It’s all about my points after all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……

Also, Jesus Christ woman, warn a guy. My heart ain’t what it used to be!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I definitely appreciate your enthusiasm. And am not complaining at all, but if you’d waited a couple minutes I’d have sent you the head shot to paste onto this. It’s all about my points after all.

I actually don’t have a fucking clue what these points are for or what you’re talking about. What do you need? I’ll help.

Since apparently just showing you my tits outta the goodness of my twat is somehow not good enough

 

[BrendaBear]

that was a weak segue monkey, but your optimism is infectious so……

OMG!!! Just… wow… words have escaped me… so has desire to do anything but wish I was there….

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also, Jesus Christ woman, warn a guy. My heart ain’t what it used to be!

I believe I just pointed out I was old.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I believe I just pointed out I was old.

You guys are funny