Sex & Shenanigans

I actually don’t have a fucking clue what these points are for or what you’re talking about. What do you need? I’ll help.

Since apparently just showing you my tits outta the goodness of my twat is somehow not good enough 🙄
I’m just joshing and you and your tits are fantastic and worth more than any stupid old points. Thank you from the depths of my primate heart 😁
 
I actually don’t have a fucking clue what these points are for or what you’re talking about. What do you need? I’ll help.

Since apparently just showing you my tits outta the goodness of my twat is somehow not good enough 🙄
Did I mention the words went out of my head? I never shut up...
 
BRAVEHEART!
Fuck yes!

Um I mean yes my queen I have returned *bows*

I have not had my fill of joyful things, and completed my mission, I found this thing on my journey, it seems kinda phallic shaped and vibrates at speed, I thought u would like it for, um, making your scrambled eggs

*Presents gift and smiles uncomfortably*
 
Fuck yes!

Um I mean yes my queen I have returned *bows*

I have not had my fill of joyful things, and completed my mission, I found this thing on my journey, it seems kinda phallic shaped and vibrates at speed, I thought u would like it for, um, making your scrambled eggs

*Presents gift and smiles uncomfortably*
Should I tap you on both shoulders with it and declare you a knight?
😘
 
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