What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Yesok1]

Lying in bed just had sex. I'm not wearing clothes over my strapon and bra!

 

[Yesok1]

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Never gonna be wearing this!

 

[BrendaBear]

Never gonna be wearing this!

Of course not… it would look silly with a strap on…

 

[Yesok1]

Of course not… it would look silly with a strap on…

You should see my rhino onesie though! Makes a great horn.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am not wearing a apron

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a straight jacket
Even when you jump me...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing bib overalls and playing the harmonica

 

[Rj_1954]

BMV called and told me that this will be my next CAR:

I'm not wearing the Frog Costume...

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing the official costume of Alexander Hamilton from Hamilton the musical.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a tinfoil hat.

Pretty sure the aliens have given up on us and moved on in their search for intelligent life.

 

[Seadog777]

Clothes.

I'm wearing only "Simpsons" boxer shorts.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a tinfoil hat.

Pretty sure the aliens have given up on us and moved on in their search for intelligent life.

I am not wearing a tinfoil bra.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a tinfoil bra.

Good, because they don't prevent me from scanning your breasts anyway. And they make it hard to nibble.

 

[Seadog777]

I am not wearing a tinfoil bra.

The chafing would be just terrible.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing tin foil below the waist. The crinkle noise would be unbearable...

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm still not wearing a bra

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm still not wearing a bra

You shouldn't have to..

Neither am I

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my bacon & eggs breakfast
Because if I was everyone would want to eat me...
Wait, that doesn't sound bad...

Not wearing a empty plate

 

[Rj_1954]

@Seadog777
I'm going to read "February Sucks" the short one, only because I was born in February.
I'll see about the others. I am a avid reader.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a kinky Yak costume.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing gardening gloves.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a kinky beekeeper costume

 

[Treeview]

Not wearing crampons

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a bartender's uniform

Because I'm a janitor & you wouldn't want me to serve you anything

 

[thordanil]

not wearing my work uniform