What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Pad_Foot]

Clothes

 

[Tonguetoride1]

The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.

Im not wearing mens underwear

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a kinky, bondage kitty outfit.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a kinky, bondage kitty outfit.

bummer

 

[Yesok1]

A happy face!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a three piece swimsuit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a three piece swimsuit.

One piece for the top & one for the bottom & one for ?

 

[BrendaBear]

One piece for the top & one for the bottom & one for ?

I am not confirming, or denying your guesswork… let your imagination fly…

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Ghostbusters costume

 

[fullservice65]

Weighted clothing.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a three piece swimsuit.

Maybe this?
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[RaineDrops]

I’m not wearing chucks

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a three piece swimsuit.

Is there such a thing?

 

[BrendaBear]

Is there such a thing?

Oh… like I would just admit to such a thing?

*giggles and runs off again*

 

[CX726577]

A tiara

 

[BrendaBear]

A tiara

I am not wearing cx’s tiara…

Oh …wait… um… nevermind.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a low cut, chamber maid dress.

 

[CX726577]

I am not wearing a low cut, chamber maid dress.

Still at the dry cleaners?

 

[cole4258]

Speedo’s

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a pair of tan high heeled booties and a shiny black cat suit

 

[flipghost]

A wig

 

[BrendaBear]

Socks, a bra, or a pair of tan high heeled booties and a shiny black cat suit

I am not wearing Lily’s shiny black cat suit…

Wait… that is pretty shiny, isn’t it… um… nevermind.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my RL bi-friend Alex's leather vest...
(he's not a lit member)

He says I am or else...

 

[F3x0r]

An animal plaster

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a plaid sports jacket….nor am I the sales manager of a floundering AM radio station.