What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Birkenstocks. Because… Birkenstocks.

I am not now, or ever, wearing socks with my Purple Birkenstocks.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A snake charmer Halloween costume...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am not now, or ever, wearing socks with my Purple Birkenstocks.

It’s like bragging that you don’t put ketchup on your Hot Pocket.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s like bragging that you don’t put ketchup on your Hot Pocket.

You leave my “hot pocket” out of this, you.. you shoe hater!

 

[Rj_1954]

THIS IS ME...
And I'm wearing it, not!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather mini-dress


…with my Birkenstocks

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a leather mini-dress


…with my Birkenstocks

I am not wearing Birkenstocks
with my leather mini-dress.
Because zoning ordinances...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing this T-shirt.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing Birkenstocks
with my leather mini-dress.
Because zoning ordinances...

I'll wear the leather Mini - Dress with the Birkenstocks & I don't give a rat's ass about zoning ordinances

The complaint department will handle it....

 

[Rj_1954]

G'night everyone

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing but a blanket. Night all.

 

[caitiff1969]

I'm not wearing crocks

 

[Londonguy69]

Clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing little pink undies with a bow on them.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I am not wearing a Picasso "Old Guitarist" T-shirt, because I'm not one.

I'm not wearing a Picasso "The Dream" T-shirt because I'm not his mistress.

Though I might wear this T-shirt, because it's more like me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing paisley leggings and a pink tunic top.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a thong
too uncomfortable, and half of me hangs out...

 

[Yesok1]

My pink butt plug.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing paisley leggings and a pink tunic top.

I am not wearing my paisley tie

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[Rj_1954]

Just Chillin....

Not wearing nuttin' else

 

[hotoldrguy]

Just Chillin....
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Not wearing nuttin' else

the three things that will survive a nuclear bomb: roaches, Twinkies and Peeps

 

[BrendaBear]

Just Chillin....

Yeah? Well I am Boogie Chillun…

And I am not wearing jeans

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing shoes…

I got my taxes done, my stress level just dropped dramatically… time to dance around.

Obviously, that is best done barefoot.

Don’t believe me? Well… just ask @barefootgirl69 !

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing shoes…

I got my taxes done, my stress level just dropped dramatically… time to dance around.

Obviously, that is best done barefoot.

Don’t believe me? Well… just ask @barefootgirl69 !

I don't do taxes anymore