Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Because I like you (and the Shenanigang)

...and you speak French.

 

[thordanil]

You spelled espresso wrong....

Oh sorry, iced caramel macchiato, is that better.

 

[MissLabelled]

I dunno. I prefer nude.

Toes. Nude painted toes.

And I like being nude, with painted toes. It’s a perfect match!

 

[MissLabelled]

Lovely!!!

You’re always so sweet Brenda!

...and you speak French.

I’m picturing a Fall wedding, horse drawn carriage, small venue with just our friends

 

[BrendaBear]

...and you speak French.

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[Rj_1954]

I prefer everything naked
But, who am I?
Just an lonely old man...

 

[lavendersilk]

You’re always so sweet Brenda!


I’m picturing a Fall wedding, horse drawn carriage, small venue with just our friends

Omg... @crazychemgirl will officiate? What will we wear?

 

[Bry1313]

Omg... @crazychemgirl will officiate? What will we wear?

Follow the lead of this magazine ad

Just remember, it’s important to be tasteful.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Morning!!!

Guess who slept all the way through the night?!!!

Good morning!


Has anyone every called this chat the “Shenanigang”?


Ooh, that’s great, I hope you feel rested!

Me, I’m currently pissed off at my upper management team at the moment so they are going to get a very lazy day of work out of me lol

The thread is Shenanigans, the people who post here are the Shenanigang

Yeah we’re the shenanigang for sure.

I feel like I could have slept for 8 more hours.

I do not want to get out of bed

I just barely laid down a little while ago

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Fucking truth! But mainly the water bottle rolling under the brake pedal part. My mom always had water bottles all over her car and it freaked me the fuck out

I don't understand people who start their days with espressos or French presses or other fancy coffees. How on earth do they have the functionality to make those coffees before they've had their coffee?

... it may have taken me three tries to plug in my Keurig this morning...

I agree with this 100%. Completely non functional in the morning. My bf got smart and started making a big jug of ice coffee so if left to my own devices I can just pour and add milk and sugar. Total lifesaver! Especially when I have to work and……
I DONT WANNA

As someone who is severely iron-deficiency anemic and can’t have coffee, I have very little higher brain function for the first hour or two after waking up

Booze is my friend and never makes me angry

Why would I throw I giant cup made for kings? Especially if it was filled with booze?

A gauntlet is an armored glove, sometimes thrown down to issue a challenge. You might be thinking of a goblet?

Luckily my espresso maker is quick (faster than a coffee machine) and easy. Push the holder under the grinder, attach holder, push button. Done, 20 seconds later, strong espresso, I win.

Now you’re just rubbing it in

Thank Jod for that.

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[dawn_of_night]

Oh sorry, iced caramel macchiato, is that better.

Listen, you could at least fight fair....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A gauntlet is an armored glove, sometimes thrown down to issue a challenge. You might be thinking of a goblet?

I dunno, you’re probably right but also drinking from a gauntlet cut from the arm of her enemies also sounds like a thing she’d do.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I prefer everything naked

Same bro same

 

[MissLabelled]

Omg... @crazychemgirl will officiate? What will we wear?

I was thinking something with easy access. I don’t want to wait for the honeymoon to consummate

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Follow the lead of this magazine ad

Just remember, it’s important to be tasteful.

Just jewelry and heels then. We better hope for a warm Fall day!

 

[lavendersilk]

I was thinking something with easy access. I don’t want to wait for the honeymoon to consummate

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Just jewelry and heels then. We better hope for a warm Fall day!

You really are perfect.

 

[MissLabelled]

I prefer everything naked
But, who am I?
Just an lonely old man...

Deep frying plantains is a risk.

 

[hotoldrguy]

When it snowed we used to take lunch try’s from the caf and go sledding. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it did not

There was a lot of rain in the spring where I went to college and the hills turned to mud. We used to swipe trays from the cafeteria and go mud sliding

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who likes their meat well done?

Me. Deal with it

psychopaths.

Hey! I mean, sure, fair, but not specifically cuz of the meat thing…

Is it not obvious enough?

I got a large size for the cup cause of loose vag and heavy flow. Thanks @Indie for the sizing guide. She's just the best and deserve to be part of the cutest couple

I tried a regular, but was so tight it forcefully LAUNCHED out of me (Have had a similar issue with toys too, both vaginal and anal.) Then tried a small, still felt too big. Wanted to love it, but haven’t used either in months. Would still consider trying the disc though

I think you missed the part where @Whiskeyjack said he had trouble plugging in the keurig. French press might be asking too much

At least the French press wouldn’t need an outlet

 

[__Nathan1968]

When it snowed we used to take lunch try’s from the caf and go sledding. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it did not

Trays made the best sleds.

 

[thordanil]

Same bro same

Naked is the preferred

 

[UnquietDreams]

You forget there isn't a plug attached but still try to plug it in?

I have dumped the coffee grounds into my cup rather than the press before.

 

[Bry1313]

Relevant to yesterday’s discussion

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I just watched this movie for the first time last year and I still had this phobia. But I also kick rocks off the road because I’m vaguely scared a passing car might shoot them into my skull. So you know, I had issues before this movie .

 

[UnquietDreams]

Usually (at least at our park) there was a puddle of water (mud) at the bottom to stop the baking process

Exactly! I think they come standard with the slide.

 

[UnquietDreams]

when I was in elementary school, I was double crossed by a metal slide… not only did I burn (not actually though) my legs.. I had a bee sting my bum.

I also had a bee fly up my nose that year… didn’t sting me though.. just fell back out.

And then a later year I was partially paralyzed by playground equipment.

You have lived a fascinating and terrifying life, dear heart...

 

[lavendersilk]

I have issues.

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