Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

Is it wrong that I was expecting pink?




Toes. Pink toes.

I dunno. I prefer nude.

Toes. Nude painted toes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Then I’m not making any espresso for you, go make your own. Just don’t pour it in your period cup.

I don't think you understand where the cup is supposed to go

 

[Bry1313]

I don't think you understand where the cup is supposed to go

I know exactly where it’s supposed to go, but I also know how early you get up. Just be careful that all cups are used for their actual intended purposes, especially since the helpful sizing guide has you with a large.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got a period cup thanks to the sweet and delightful @Indie . Ill be trying it out soon and really hope it doesn't leak. But I'm sure my better half will be there to give me tips on correct insertion.

If blood’s coming out of your cock, I don’t think a cup is what you need.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I’m no doctor but still.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know exactly where it’s supposed to go

That's not what you told me last night

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If blood’s coming out of your cock, I don’t think a cup is what you need.

Yes it's probably too small. I should get exchange it for an extra large

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes it's probably too small. I should get exchange it for an extra large

Yes. Yes, that’s exactly how a man would solve this problem.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whose alt is this? Id ask if it's Bry but we all know he can't figure out an alt...

Lmao … I just realized why you said that … I’ve been reading the name in my head as the show name.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So if we suddenly lose you, it’ll be because of a house electrical fire. Noting that

And not because he was smited by god for posting on lit?


Gotcha.

 

[Bry1313]

That's not what you told me last night

https://media4.giphy.com/media/q5phV2R14Bx5qyGnsw/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9527s5i43bug58ad3ray0sj3mjfxi0etvtpi6uiinrl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

And not because he was smited by god for posting on lit?


Gotcha.

Who?

 

[lavendersilk]

French press: pour in coffee. Pour in not quite boiling water. Wait. Remember (that is the hard part). Push a handle. How hard is that?

You forget there isn't a plug attached but still try to plug it in?

 

[lavendersilk]

Then I’m not making any espresso for you, go make your own. Just don’t pour it in your period cup.

Don't kink shame.

 

[lavendersilk]

Hopefully it makes up for missing “the face” post yesterday!

There was a face pic tooooo??

 

[BrendaBear]

I dunno. I prefer nude.

Toes. Nude painted toes.

Wait… you paint nudes on your toes? How? You must use tiny little brushes and a freakin’ microscope!!!

I have enough challenge doing just a solid color, doing a full painting on each toe is totally next level stuff! Respect!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

It built character

So did the merry go round

 

[dawn_of_night]

French press: pour in coffee. Pour in not quite boiling water. Wait. Remember (that is the hard part). Push a handle. How hard is that?

Thank you for explaining French coffee to me in English ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Thank you for explaining French coffee to me in English ...

So now should we get @MissLabelled to explain English coffee in French?

Totally kidding here… I don’t even drink coffee.. but we needed a dumb ass joke, and I am just the person for the job…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Totally kidding here… I don’t even drink coffee.. but we needed a dumb ass joke, and I am just the person for the job…

To be fair, I love fresh press espresso.... But I'm to lazy to wait?? Or something idk

 

[AuntieDisco]

Wait… you paint nudes on your toes? How? You must use tiny little brushes and a freakin’ microscope!!!

I have enough challenge doing just a solid color, doing a full painting on each toe is totally next level stuff! Respect!!!

I mean I haven’t in the longest time but it’s not so hard to miss the sheen of the fresh colour. You can do it too! I believe in you!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

There was a face pic tooooo??

Because I like you (and the Shenanigang)

 

[thordanil]

To be fair, I love fresh press espresso.... But I'm to lazy to wait?? Or something idk

Regular coffee with a bit of sugar and creamer.

 

[BrendaBear]

Because I like you (and the Shenanigang)

Lovely!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Regular coffee with a bit of sugar and creamer.

You spelled espresso wrong....