Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

There's only one very old and poorly-wired outlet in that corner of the kitchen. It serves the keurig, the toaster, and the air fryer. We have to plug and unplug all the time.

I totally get that.

 

[Lmizzler]

Damn. Recess was rough for you huh?

We would take wax paper to school and wax these slides and make them stupid fast. It was a quick ride down!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We would take wax paper to school and wax these slides and make them stupid fast. It was a quick ride down!

And that’s when the idea of manscaping was born.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And that’s when the idea of manscaping was born.

I don't think you're supposed to be naked

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

when I was in elementary school, I was double crossed by a metal slide… not only did I burn (not actually though) my legs.. I had a bee sting my bum.

I also had a bee fly up my nose that year… didn’t sting me though.. just fell back out.

And then a later year I was partially paralyzed by playground equipment.

Most people are just bullied by humans, but you got nature and engineering after you too! No wonder you went into chemistry.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Luckily my espresso maker is quick (faster than a coffee machine) and easy. Push the holder under the grinder, attach holder, push button. Done, 20 seconds later, strong espresso, I win.

Nobody likes a braggart so early in the morning

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank Job for that.

You mean Jod I’m assuming?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't think you're supposed to be naked

Body shaming ain’t cool

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You mean Jod I’m assuming?

Yeah. Probably.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We would take wax paper to school and wax these slides and make them stupid fast. It was a quick ride down!

When it snowed we used to take lunch try’s from the caf and go sledding. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it did not

 

[MissLabelled]

We would take wax paper to school and wax these slides and make them stupid fast. It was a quick ride down!

For when you like your meat medium rare as opposed to well done.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I got a period cup thanks to the sweet and delightful @Indie . Ill be trying it out soon and really hope it doesn't leak. But I'm sure my better half will be there to give me tips on correct insertion.

 

[PinkyandtheBrian]

For when you like your meat medium rare as opposed to well done.

Who likes their meat well done?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got a period cup thanks to the sweet and delightful @Indie . Ill be trying it out soon and really hope it doesn't leak. But I'm sure my better half will be there to give me tips on correct insertion.

Are you going for the TMI award?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who likes their meat well done?

psychopaths.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who likes their meat well done?

Whose alt is this? Id ask if it's Bry but we all know he can't figure out an alt...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you going for the TMI award?

Is it not obvious enough?

I got a large size for the cup cause of loose vag and heavy flow. Thanks @Indie for the sizing guide. She's just the best and deserve to be part of the cutest couple

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was going to post this in the “Variations on a theme” thread since the topic is currently “legs” but I thought it may too spicy for there, but just perfect for here. Maybe?

Lovely way to start my morning! Thank you!

 

[Bry1313]

There's only one very old and poorly-wired outlet in that corner of the kitchen. It serves the keurig, the toaster, and the air fryer. We have to plug and unplug all the time.

So if we suddenly lose you, it’ll be because of a house electrical fire. Noting that

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Are you going for the TMI award?

Is it not obvious enough?

I got a large size for the cup cause of loose vag and heavy flow. Thanks @Indie for the sizing guide. She's just the best and deserve to be part of the cutest couple

I think he’s just going for all the awards at this point

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't understand people who start their days with espressos or French presses or other fancy coffees. How on earth do they have the functionality to make those coffees before they've had their coffee?

... it may have taken me three tries to plug in my Keurig this morning...

French press: pour in coffee. Pour in not quite boiling water. Wait. Remember (that is the hard part). Push a handle. How hard is that?

 

[MissLabelled]

Lovely way to start my morning! Thank you!

Hopefully it makes up for missing “the face” post yesterday!

 

[Bry1313]

Nobody likes a braggart so early in the morning

Then I’m not making any espresso for you, go make your own. Just don’t pour it in your period cup.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Wait…what red?

Is it wrong that I was expecting pink?




Toes. Pink toes.

 

[MissLabelled]

French press: pour in coffee. Pour in not quite boiling water. Wait. Remember (that is the hard part). Push a handle. How hard is that?

I think you missed the part where @Whiskeyjack said he had trouble plugging in the keurig. French press might be asking too much