🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wand3rlust]

But are they quality wankers?

Who has set the bar for comparison?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Who has set the bar for comparison?

Not us because we are just mere cunts

ETA -now I am giggling at myself as I imagine “Compare the merecunt” adverts

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not us because we are just mere cunts

True facts.

Maybe there should be a cunt of the week award.

But it would be me and you taking it in turns to win..

 

[StillRain]

True facts.

Maybe there should be a cunt of the week award.

But it would be me and you taking it in turns to win..

I take offence. I believe I was once known as the Queen of Cunts around here.

 

[StillRain]

I nominate you for taking so long to notice

About fucking time you showed your god damn bewdiful face around here again.

Nominated in advance next week for neglect.

 

[Bry1313]

Good evening all and sorry for the delays in awarding this week’s trophy but homework in another task was assigned and needing completing so your late night awards have been offered.

This week’s wanker has somehow managed to be under the radar while ever present as well. They drive conversation around here for good and for ill and truly wank like no other even though the last thing they may want is to squeeze the trophy tightly.

It may come as a surprise to some and a long overdue award to others, but the time for the announcement has arrived….















This is hard









just a little further

















I know this is taking so long















️. The tension is palpable













Ok, the prestigious and much overdue winner of this week’s wanker of the week is none other than the divine @crazychemgirl for trying to get many of us to eat American cheese on a banana and a half dozen other acts of instigation along the way. While I know she wishes the trophy took a softer and more pleasing form, this is the trophy she may not want but it is the trophy she deserves. The certificate machine is broken so hoping we can get thay to her this weekend. Please join me in celebrating our beautiful wanker of the week. Please note, nominations for next week are open and I see we already have wankers in waiting



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[Mr_bogey]

I think it should have gone to @StillRain for putting @Bry1313 in charge! #whodoesthat?

 

[Bry1313]

I think it should have gone to @StillRain for putting @Bry1313 in charge! #whodoesthat?

Someone brilliant

 

[StillRain]

I think it should have gone to @StillRain for putting @Bry1313 in charge! #whodoesthat?

Clearly that idiot can’t even make a certificate. For fucks sake.

Totally regretting my life choices right now.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Clearly that idiot can’t even make a certificate. For fucks sake.

Totally regretting my life choices right now.

You were expecting a certificate? I am surprised that he even managed to select somebody

 

[BadAmy]

uuuumm I have a question...
Is "wanker" a negative connotation or a term of endearment?
This information is critical for the nominees I have gathered for such an occasion.

 

[StillRain]

You were expecting a certificate? I am surprised that he even managed to select somebody

I had high hopes he would at least be half as fun.

Grossly disappointed. I guess he is still learning the ropes as the newly announced panel of judge, and is still quite busy as lit’s thirstiest man child I hear, so one can’t expect too much of a wanker like that just yet.

But he better lift his game.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm feeling very under-nominated. I'll have to up my wanking.

 

[Bry1313]

I had high hopes he would at least be half as fun.

Grossly disappointed. I guess he is still learning the ropes as the newly announced panel of judge, and is still quite busy as lit’s thirstiest man child I hear, so one can’t expect too much of a wanker like that just yet.

But he better lift his game.

@JaySecrets exists, and in between defending Confederate Statues and book banning he wants women to do dirty things for him, so I object!

 

[Bry1313]

uuuumm I have a question...
Is "wanker" a negative connotation or a term of endearment?
This information is critical for the nominees I have gathered for such an occasion.

Yes

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'd like to nominate @JaySecrets for wanker of the week.

Anyone who is insecure enough to want to ban books and try to pass it off as 'for the good of the children' is a total wanker.

 

[JaySecrets]

@JaySecrets exists, and in between defending Confederate Statues and book banning he wants women to do dirty things for him, so I object!

Again this whole stupid trope about thirsty. I currently happen to be in the mood to hang out on the boards, not on the chat side. I find various subjects interesting which means I bounce around a lot on different parts of the boards. While I'm on the different parts of the board, I have fun and enjoy myself... And sometimes I go to the political side of the boards and engage in conversations that I enjoy having. Just because you don't agree with my positions, which by the way, you don't really know what some of my positions are because, like with books (in which I am talking about the parents Rights to protect their children, not what books I may or may not like), I am simply expressing my beliefs about the principles applied and the constitutional standard involved... Just because you don't like my positions doesn't mean you have any grounds to then start making personal attacks like calling people Wankers.

If you don't like my positions or whatever else about me, you're welcome not to talk to me. But please don't put my name out there in a way that's trying to start drama and trying to mock me. It's immature and quite frankly something that is beneath any person.

You could do the adult thing if you have such a problem with me and come to me and talk to me about it. If you have question marks about me in particular just ask me questions. Try to bother get to know some things about me. Those of you who are attacking here, I don't think I've even said much to you if anything at all.

Just please stop the stupid drama and BS. If you don't want to interact with me, don't interact with me. But don't start trying to use my name to get a laugh out of others. It's immature and it's wrong.

Thank you.

 

[Bry1313]

Again this whole stupid trope about thirsty. I currently happen to be in the mood to hang out on the boards, not on the chat side. I find various subjects interesting which means I bounce around a lot on different parts of the boards. While I'm on the different parts of the board, I have fun and enjoy myself... And sometimes I go to the political side of the boards and engage in conversations that I enjoy having. Just because you don't agree with my positions, which by the way, you don't really know what some of my positions are because, like with books (in which I am talking about the parents Rights to protect their children, not what books I may or may not like), I am simply expressing my beliefs about the principles applied and the constitutional standard involved... Just because you don't like my positions doesn't mean you have any grounds to then start making personal attacks like calling people Wankers.

If you don't like my positions or whatever else about me, you're welcome not to talk to me. But please don't put my name out there in a way that's trying to start drama and trying to mock me. It's immature and quite frankly something that is beneath any person.

You could do the adult thing if you have such a problem with me and come to me and talk to me about it. If you have question marks about me in particular just ask me questions. Try to bother get to know some things about me. Those of you who are attacking here, I don't think I've even said much to you if anything at all.

Just please stop the stupid drama and BS. If you don't want to interact with me, don't interact with me. But don't start trying to use my name to get a laugh out of others. It's immature and it's wrong.

Thank you.

I don’t know you well enough to want to read that many words. Writing multiple paragraphs in a lengthy monologue like that doesn’t lead me to have better thoughts about your sanity.




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[JaySecrets]

I don’t know you well enough to want to read that many words. Writing multiple paragraphs in a lengthy monologue like that doesn’t lead me to have better thoughts about your sanity.




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Got it. You are on LITerotica, but you don't want to read a lot of words. And you aren't interested in actually seeing what someone has to say to actually get to know who they are or what they're about or what they think. great job adulting.

 

[Bry1313]

Got it. You are on LITerotica, but you don't want to read a lot of words. And you aren't interested in actually seeing what someone has to say to actually get to know who they are or what they're about or what they think. great job adulting.

No, I enjoy reading words, just not a lot of words from you. I said good day sir.

 

[JaySecrets]

No, I enjoy reading words, just not a lot of words from you. I said good day sir.

It is funny that you are willing to attack the character and nature of a person, but not willing to actually see what that person actually has to say. Have fun not functioning as a mature thinking adult in life.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Mature thinking adults don't want to ban books from libraries because of some need to protect kids.

Parents have been protecting their kids for millennia - most with books of all types floating around in a library.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Damn. I came here to nominate @JaySecrets, but I should have realized he would already be in the running. I’ll add this to the reasons:

First of all I am not an alt. I do have experience on lit, but I have no alternate screen name. I actually had to ask someone to find out what you meant by alt because I had no clue what you were talking about.

Less of a newcomer than you think. I just happen to be new back on here. I was here before and here for a while.

One a person can have many reasons for not wanting to use their old ID. I'm not going to get into mine because right now is not the time and you don't know the backstory. There is no TSO or whatever that is banning involved. I haven't been on this site for 2 years. But I am not going to defend my choice of actions to you because I don't need to.

In summary, Jay is “not his alt.” He is just choosing to use this account instead of his old account.

(NB: I have zero issue with alts. Have had a few myself and this is not my original account. I have an issue with liars.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see my Wanker trophy winning has been hijacked by a creepy, cringy, cunterriphic poster of epic proportions… so it’s unclear how me… an innocent and fun poster who just encourages conversation and shenanigans… has come to win this award. It can only be surmised that such an occurrence is because the lovely @StillRain has left the task to someone who this board can all agree… is the worst.
@Bry1313 while I love you with my whole soul… you did this award a misdeed by not giving it to the person who truly deserved it.

Oh well… I guess, what can you expect of a 5

 

[StillRain]

I see my Wanker trophy winning has been hijacked by a creepy, cringy, cunterriphic poster of epic proportions… so it’s unclear how me… an innocent and fun poster who just encourages conversation and shenanigans… has come to win this award. It can only be surmised that such an occurrence is because the lovely @StillRain has left the task to someone who this board can all agree… is the worst.
@Bry1313 while I love you with my whole soul… you did this award a misdeed by not giving it to the person who truly deserved it.

Oh well… I guess, what can you expect of a 5

Well clearly you can’t expect A CERTIFCATE!