TunnelKing089
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- Jan 18, 2020
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Congrats to the Miser this week... 
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Nominating both of you for not PMing me nominationsNominating @Azuldrgon for bumping it![]()
I'm nominating @Bry1313 for being such a wanker to not accept in thread nominations.
Who put you in charge? Oh yeah - @StillRain
I'm nominating her too...
Wow. Congratulations. I can't believe I missed this. Did you spend all weekend polishing the trophy? Did someone save an original magazine cover for me?https://media1.giphy.com/media/izspP6uMbMeti/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x9smnvpdl3kfbd5g6x63bup10n0158mgs6k789bf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Wow!!!!
I don’t even know what to say!
Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW
I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised they decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honored to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
https://i.ibb.co/tzvP5pD/IMG-4028.jpg
I nominate you for making me look up that dickwhiffle’s postsI nominate @esselmont for being a washed up old storyteller and badmouthing a woman who is not here to defend herself.
They did, but the pages are all stuck togetherWow. Congratulations. I can't believe I missed this. Did you spend all weekend polishing the trophy? Did someone save an original magazine cover for me?
They did, but the pages are all stuck together
I nominate you for not taking accountability for your own actions. Total wanker move.I nominate you for making me look up that dickwhiffle’s posts
Welcome and here are your nominees for the week
@Apisto42 for discussing too many dicks
@Mr_bogey for something grandpa related
@Lmizzler for potentially having a better acceptance than mine (stupid fucking audio)
@jason28053 for being so much thirstier than @Mr_bogey but catching 25% of the heat
@Indie for excessive gaslighting
@Kitty_so_frisky for threatening to send ketchup packets and pretending there are rules to Lit
@Lord Pmann for having a space in his username and confusing me when I tried to tag him the first time
@BeckyJones for speaking jive in 2024, some of the jokes on Airplane haven’t aged well
@Azuldrgon for thinking this thread needed bumping
@Tigobitties98 for not respecting the nomination process and for making me think of sticky pages
@Bry1313 for trying to have some sort of process the first time he’s trying to judge this nightmare of a thread
@StillRain for giving me this job without pay or benefits (I thought I’d be getting bribed here, this is just……work)
@esselmont for being untaggable and what ever beef @StillRain has with him
@ydahecnot for not having personal responsibility
@Wand3rlust for having cooler words for things than I do and questioning my ability to judge a proper wank
@OrdinaryPerson for ongoing gender confusion, I still don’t know what’s going on there
@crazychemgirl for trying to berate the judge into eating American cheese on a fucking banana….gross
If I’ve missed any of the nominations, feel free to let me know, otherwise happy wanking all and the winner will be announced on Friday or when I can be bothered to write the post.
Also default judgement will be given if any of you send the judge of photo of you as a full kit wanker.
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The gentleman in the pic is going full kit wanker.Wait, you’re accepting bribes?! What will it take to get me that trophy? Also, WTF is a full kit wanker?
I did abandon it when I found the other! But I will accept my nomination with pride.Oh I did forget one of the nominees
@morelikeasong for creating new threads on topics that already exist as threads. I believe the one that did it was your new Tik Tok thread when the “reel deal” is out there
I nominate you for taking so long to noticeI nominate @AmberLGreen for taking a Lit break
But are they quality wankers?There were an awful lot of nominations this week.My hand is hurting for sure.
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