🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Nominating @Azuldrgon for bumping it 😉
Nominating both of you for not PMing me nominations

Also there are some promising candidates out there but I’m sure all the wankers haven’t been found and brought to my attention, please get them to me by Tuesday? Why Tuesday? Because I said Tuesday.
 
All, I know there are wankers I’ve missed or haven’t been made aware of, please let me know who has been the superior wanker this past week, so we can sha……recognize their achievements. In thread or PM are welcome
 
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Wow!!!! 🤩

I don’t even know what to say! 🎤

Ok, actually I do!
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I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised they decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honored to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
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Wow. Congratulations. I can't believe I missed this. Did you spend all weekend polishing the trophy? Did someone save an original magazine cover for me?
 
Welcome and here are your nominees for the week

@Apisto42 for discussing too many dicks
@Mr_bogey for something grandpa related
@Lmizzler for potentially having a better acceptance than mine (stupid fucking audio)
@jason28053 for being so much thirstier than @Mr_bogey but catching 25% of the heat
@Indie for excessive gaslighting
@Kitty_so_frisky for threatening to send ketchup packets and pretending there are rules to Lit
@Lord Pmann for having a space in his username and confusing me when I tried to tag him the first time
@BeckyJones for speaking jive in 2024, some of the jokes on Airplane haven’t aged well
@Azuldrgon for thinking this thread needed bumping
@Tigobitties98 for not respecting the nomination process and for making me think of sticky pages
@Bry1313 for trying to have some sort of process the first time he’s trying to judge this nightmare of a thread
@StillRain for giving me this job without pay or benefits (I thought I’d be getting bribed here, this is just……work)
@esselmont for being untaggable and what ever beef @StillRain has with him
@ydahecnot for not having personal responsibility
@Wand3rlust for having cooler words for things than I do and questioning my ability to judge a proper wank
@OrdinaryPerson for ongoing gender confusion, I still don’t know what’s going on there
@crazychemgirl for trying to berate the judge into eating American cheese on a fucking banana….gross

If I’ve missed any of the nominations, feel free to let me know, otherwise happy wanking all and the winner will be announced on Friday or when I can be bothered to write the post.

Also default judgement will be given if any of you send the judge of photo of you as a full kit wanker.

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Welcome and here are your nominees for the week

@Apisto42 for discussing too many dicks
@Mr_bogey for something grandpa related
@Lmizzler for potentially having a better acceptance than mine (stupid fucking audio)
@jason28053 for being so much thirstier than @Mr_bogey but catching 25% of the heat
@Indie for excessive gaslighting
@Kitty_so_frisky for threatening to send ketchup packets and pretending there are rules to Lit
@Lord Pmann for having a space in his username and confusing me when I tried to tag him the first time
@BeckyJones for speaking jive in 2024, some of the jokes on Airplane haven’t aged well
@Azuldrgon for thinking this thread needed bumping
@Tigobitties98 for not respecting the nomination process and for making me think of sticky pages
@Bry1313 for trying to have some sort of process the first time he’s trying to judge this nightmare of a thread
@StillRain for giving me this job without pay or benefits (I thought I’d be getting bribed here, this is just……work)
@esselmont for being untaggable and what ever beef @StillRain has with him
@ydahecnot for not having personal responsibility
@Wand3rlust for having cooler words for things than I do and questioning my ability to judge a proper wank
@OrdinaryPerson for ongoing gender confusion, I still don’t know what’s going on there
@crazychemgirl for trying to berate the judge into eating American cheese on a fucking banana….gross

If I’ve missed any of the nominations, feel free to let me know, otherwise happy wanking all and the winner will be announced on Friday or when I can be bothered to write the post.

Also default judgement will be given if any of you send the judge of photo of you as a full kit wanker.

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Wait, you’re accepting bribes?! What will it take to get me that trophy? Also, WTF is a full kit wanker?
 
Oh I did forget one of the nominees

@morelikeasong for creating new threads on topics that already exist as threads. I believe the one that did it was your new Tik Tok thread when the “reel deal” is out there
 
Oh I did forget one of the nominees

@morelikeasong for creating new threads on topics that already exist as threads. I believe the one that did it was your new Tik Tok thread when the “reel deal” is out there
I did abandon it when I found the other! But I will accept my nomination with pride.

Edit to add: This does make me want to resurrect my tiktok thread and spam it. Maybe that would earn me the title this week?
 
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