Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Look at you with the fancy pillows.

I've wanted these pillows for a long time but they are always out of the scented ones.

I'd be worried for the people who try to smell it.

They would wake up refreshed, don't worry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've wanted these pillows for a long time but they are always out of the scented ones.

They would wake up refreshed, don't worry.

Refreshed is an interesting euphemism.

 

[BrendaBear]

Refreshed is an interesting euphemism.

Do you prefer “milked”?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

They would wake up refreshed, don't worry.

Maybe a little sore. or possibly with a new scar...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you prefer “milked”?

No, let’s stick with the euphemisms

 

[Rj_1954]

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Australia, Scotland, Switzerland, Amsterdam, New Zealand, all the beautiful places in the world..
Anywhere but here in the USA

 

[jason28053]

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Canada in the fall

 

[BodieOhl]

(My Facebook is weird AF)

I wonder why...

 

[Bry1313]

It’s not judgment to think you have such a big dick and balls that it causes you difficulty to walk.

So that’s what you think of me…….interesting.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've wanted these pillows for a long time but they are always out of the scented ones.

They would wake up refreshed, don't worry.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did you ever see that Amazon ad awhile back where a young … teenage esque girl with a mustache felt insecure about it til she saw Freddie Mercury and ordered a yellow leather jacket for herself?

I have not!

Where is the one where you break his dick?

That’s reverse cowgirl

Hey hey hey …. No union talk here

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Onion rings or French fries or yam fries OR waffle fries … which is the superior side?

Onion rings, French fries, steak fries, potato wedges, curly fries, potato skins, etc, all great. Waffle fries are meh and yams and sweet potatoes of all kinds can suck it!

Maybe you should have studied more physics, you’d be more comfortable with things existing in multiple states

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Did anyone try the feta pasta bake that was viral during covid? …. The new one is a Boursin pasta bake. Who’s gonna try it?

No thank you to feta

And call you "darling," when he did it.

Advantage of being old: saw them in concert on their last tour of the US.

Jelly! I saw them with Paul Rodgers (and surprise guest Slash!!!) at the Hollywood Bowl and with Adam Lambert in Vegas, but would have lovvvvved to see them with Freddie. Brian May is still my favorite guitarist of all time though

This is my favorite Catholic meme

This is mine:
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I won't break you... until I do.

See above re: reverse cowgirl, and make sure his insurance is up-to-date

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey grandpa the geriatric ward is that way
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I love you
If we can make Grandpa his official Lit nickname, that'd be great. Thanks guys.

 

[HeavyBalls]

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You sick SOB...

*applauds

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait, I thought size didn’t matter?!?!?

Size always matters

 

[Vitriolhack]

Wait, I thought size didn’t matter?!?!?

It’s the polite thing to say…

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Bbl87]

Women have lots of practice “assuring men” of their adequate sized penis.

I mean, I like to lead with, "it'll be the most adequate you've ever had."

Size always matters

It’s the polite thing to say…

Ocean motion or something...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I get a small amount of satisfaction when I see on the main screen that S&S has 69k replies

Woooo, 248 pages away from another round of awards too!

Shall we retire the thread?

Nevarrr!

Not until it has 6900 pages ?

NEVARRRRRR!

You left out the really important one...
Boogie Wonderland from Earth, Wind & Fire...

Obligatory “my mom used to date one of the members of Earth, Wind & Fire” mention

When I first heard this song I couldn’t figure out where the beat was from..

It won’t show me the video in Las Vegas… what was it? Who is it?

It’s not just you. Neither of CCG’s videos are loading for me today

I imagine the jizz load from those like this.
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Hey, I said anywhere *except* my hair!

Ladies … how would you describe your tits … I have some visuals.

Juggermelons?

Let me know if you need help judging which type. Just PM them to me

LOL what would you call mine?

Seedless?

Not after he cu…oh. Nevermind then

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Anyone else can taste this photo?

The borderline germaphobe in me is shuddering at the thought of people plunging their hands into all those unwrapped candies

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@Wand3rlust @lavendersilk

(My Facebook is weird AF)

Next season on The Last of Us…

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To the surprise of no one…Manchester

Do you prefer “milked”?

Yes please! I mean…wait, what?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey grandpa the geriatric ward is that way
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Don't send him over here, he keeps faking a heart attack so the nurses will do mouth to mouth!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, I like to lead with, "it'll be the most adequate you've ever had."



Ocean motion or something...

I mean, it’s a strategy

 

[Bbl87]

I mean, it’s a strategy

Underpromise and overdeliver. It's the Midwestern way.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, it’s a strategy

Under-promise, over-deliver, in @Bbl87 ‘s case

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Underpromise and overdeliver. It's the Midwestern way.

JINX!

 

[LupineOne]

Underpromise and overdeliver. It's the Midwestern way.

Damn straight

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m satiated and warm …. Can’t ask for much better.