Sex & Shenanigans

Ma'am, you missed filling in the occupation field…

Oh? I’m sorry, I am a demon banger.

What? Oh, it is spelled “d”, “e”, “m”….
 
Why do all men walk with their toes pointed out … is it because of your balls? Or your dick? Is it posturing or is it cuz you don’t want to get your balls caught between your legs as you walk? Has that ever happened?
Those aren't short men in tuxes.
Those are penguins.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Toes pointed out? Really?
Of course I just walked into a door looking down to see why you think this.
 
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