Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Don't be skeert! I promise it's not revolting or delicious.

That being said, I like my bananas like I like my @gga - hard.

But do you put them on pizza?

 

[crazychemgirl]

But do you put them on pizza?

BANANAS ON PIZZA?!!!!!



now we have gone too far.


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[Wand3rlust]

Oh you didn’t know? By posting in Sex and Shenanigans you give consent for me to do all sorts of things to you.

You should have read the Terms & Conditions.

Don't give in. Stand up to her. If we all work together...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m sure @morelikeasong saw this months ago on TikToc

Tell me your age without telling me your age.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tell me your age without telling me your age.

Daaaaaaaamn …. This is the Marie energy I signed up for.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I can put that as an optional add on for your OnlyMoms subscription. We’ll call it “relating to the youths”

Anybody else thinking of the yutes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't give in. Stand up to her. If we all work together...

Hey hey hey …. No union talk here

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't give in. Stand up to her. If we all work together...

Right… stand up to her… hmmm…will I get… punished?

And will I like it?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey hey hey …. No union talk here

All I'm saying....

 

[crazychemgirl]

All I'm saying....

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But do you put them on pizza?

I haven't put @gga on pizza... yet. Kinky!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Right… stand up to her… hmmm…will I get… punished?

And will I like it?

If it's BDSM you will like it. Or at least pretend to.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m being very brave today yall … you guys are just giving me such great vibes.

Here’s a for all of you

View attachment 2322441Some Kind of Wonderful was a good movie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If it's BDSM you will like it. Or at least pretend to.

Fuck we were supposed to be pretending to like it? God damnit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Fuck we were supposed to be pretending to like it? God damnit.

Hint: study porn videos. You can tell normally who are bad actors. Hint #2: it's the ones checking out their hair while "moaning" oh yeah, you're so big!

 

[Wand3rlust]

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[hadahardon]

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This does not work with bananas. ....not that I would know....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hint: study porn videos. You can tell normally who are bad actors. Hint #2: it's the ones checking out their hair while "moaning" oh yeah, you're so big!

Women have lots of practice “assuring men” of their adequate sized penis.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[BrendaBear]

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Honey, we all do.

I feel like I am repeating myself again… again…

 

[lavendersilk]

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Those are zucchini lmao

 

[jason28053]

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Looks like zucchini to me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Those are zucchini lmao

Looks like zucchini to me

Sometimes the internet meme gods give you inaccuracy but the point is still funny so it’s worth reposting.

 

[BodieOhl]

Anybody else thinking of the yutes?

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