What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

I am not wearing my “Hottie’s Girl” t shirt.

Gosh, I sure hope I don’t get myself in trouble over that… I’m such an innocent, I am not sure what he’ll do!
 
I am not wearing my “Hottie’s Girl” t shirt.

Gosh, I sure hope I don’t get myself in trouble over that… I’m such an innocent, I am not sure what he’ll do!
I don't know what he's gonna do, but I'll be the devil on one shoulder whispering "Public spanking! Public spanking!" in one ear!

Not wearing my "Hottie's Designated Agent of Discipline" uniform. But I do have it pressed & ready!
 
I don't know what he's gonna do, but I'll be the devil on one shoulder whispering "Public spanking! Public spanking!" in one ear!

Not wearing my "Hottie's Designated Agent of Discipline" uniform. But I do have it pressed & ready!
Hmmm I was hoping for a bit more intimate discussion… 🤣🤣🤣

I am not wearing a pants or leggings…
I prefer skirts…
 
I am not wearing a flowery western shirt, jeans that are too tight with a manhole cover sized belt buckle, snakeskin cowboy boots with spurs, and a 10-gallon Stetson…..nor am I riding a mechanical bull to the dulcet tones of Mickey Gilley. That was obviously last night.
 
I am not wearing any insect repellent, which right now is a problem 🤣🤣
I am not sure what everyone thought I meant by this? I live 450km from the Tropic of Capricorn therefore we get bugs, it is summer here 😀

I am not wearing a dino tooth on a chain.
 
I am not sure what everyone thought I meant by this? I live 450km from the Tropic of Capricorn therefore we get bugs, it is summer here 😀

I am not wearing a dino tooth on a chain.
It made sense to me… 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I am not wearing a sexy Barney the dino costume.

I seriously doubt anyone could make a sexy Barney look…. Well, except Cindy… 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
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