What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bambear99]

Whatever this is:
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I’m really surprised that the accordion pants never caught on.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing burlap underwear

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a Space Walk Suit

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A one-trick pony t-shirt, cuz he can do two.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

I am not wearing nipple tassels

Do you own any?

 

[Amanda330]

Do you own any?

A lady doesn't share her secrets...

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing Amanda’s nipple tassels.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

A lady doesn't share her secrets...

lol. Not that I’ve known anyone that did own them or wear them. You would have been my first!

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing Amanda’s nipple tassels.

It’s bad enough when the nurse has to do the ekg tabs with the chest hair, I’m not dealing with nipple glue.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Chains

 

[BrendaBear]

Chains

Wait…. Like gold chains around the neck, along with a leisure suit? Or chains locked around your wrists, or ankles.. or both… signifying your servitude and devotion to a Las Vegas Goddess….

Oops… sorry… mind wondered a little…


Um.. not wearing a Las Vegas show girl costume.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing nipple clamps.

Those are chip clips. You gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing nipple clamps.

Those are chip clips. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Do they say “Lays” on them? Seems like a good way to state your intentions too.

Just sayin’

I am not wearing a sexy Fritto Bandit-to costume.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Lay around my neck.

 

[cypressknee]

Nothing under this fluffy robe

 

[ABiGuy84]

Nipple Spinners, Brenda Borrowed them but never gave them back ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Nipple Spinners, Brenda Borrowed them but never gave them back ...

Well the colors just look so good with one of my mini-skirts… I’ll buy you new ones to replace them, okay?

Maybe with adjustable alligator clips instead of glue… hmmm liking this plan…

 

[LustyScribe]

Do they say “Lays” on them? Seems like a good way to state your intentions too.

Just sayin’

I am not wearing a sexy Fritto Bandit-to costume.

You've seen them, then! Do you know where we left them? The last thing I remember the cat was wearing them...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Lederhosen

 

[ABiGuy84]

Antenna

 

[Rj_1954]

Definitely not wearing Phoney muxtache, nose & glasses
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[Bambear99]

I am not donning my Flock of Seagulls hairdo, because, as you can see, I’d need about a year to grow it back.

 

[LustyScribe]

A winter parka with a built in penis warming pocket.

...aannndd now I have something new to find on Amazon...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Nipple shields

 

[LustyScribe]

Nipple shields

Well, if that means they're left vulnerable, please allow me to offer my services as protectors! LOL

Not wearing my "Nipple Protection Agent" badge, but still on duty!
(No clothes to pin the badge on)