Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

We have a "what a burger" never been there

 

[Trubbycat]

We have a "what a burger" never been there

I've heard of it

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know what all is here, but as a burger person… I do really like Fatburger.

 

[Bry1313]

What about Mars?

Reese’s

 

[Bry1313]

I like three musketeers.

Sorry food doesn’t bring you joy.

 

[Trubbycat]

I don’t know what all is here, but as a burger person… I do really like Fatburger.

Again, I've heard of it but don't think they're out this way.

 

[Bry1313]

Ketchup is the absolute worst. The smell alone turns me off.

You always have exquisite taste

 

[LupineOne]

Hey @Tigobitties98 it was you that asked for tiramisu photos right?

 

[Bry1313]

Ok. Yes ketchup belongs on burgers.
But if you give me a burger with a hot pepper mayo, EXTRA pickles, onions, and cheddar and pepper jack cheese…

If that burger doesn’t have ketchup it’s almost perfect

 

[LupineOne]

If that burger doesn’t have ketchup it’s almost perfect

It doesn’t

 

[dawn_of_night]

We have a smash burger food truck that serves a Dazed and confused.... It's on a glazed donut

 

[Trubbycat]

My burger would have mustard, ketchup, mayo, a touch of hot sauce, cheese, pickles and lettuce. Tomatoes are optional and I do like a slab of bacon on occasion.

Edited to add: A1 on a burger is pretty good too.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Should I send it now or wait until you're drunk at night so it looks prettier?

It’s beautiful around the clock I’m sure. And around the cock im sure as well

 

[Bry1313]

It’s beautiful around the clock I’m sure. And around the cock im sure as well

It’s true, friendly vag is always gorgeous

 

[Trubbycat]

Is there a subscription list? Is there a pay wall?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is there a subscription list? Is there a pay wall?

There's a secret club, a dark covenant, and a sacrificial goat

 

[Trubbycat]

There's a secret club, a dark covenant, and a sacrificial goat

I'm in.

 

[LupineOne]

It’s true, friendly vag is always gorgeous

You’re not wrong

 

[Bry1313]

I'm in.

I think you need a vag too

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think you need a vag too

Oh ya, did I forget to add that part? No Dicks allowed

 

[Trubbycat]

I think you need a vag too

I have a Three Musketeers.

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh ya, did I forget to add that part? No Dicks allowed

I have a penis but I'm not a dick.

 

[Bry1313]

I have a Three Musketeers.

You just made it worse for yourself

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have a Three Musketeers.

Swords & muskets are quite phallic, I'm sorry, you're disqualified

 

[Bry1313]

Swords & muskets are quite phallic, I'm sorry, you're disqualified

Plus it’s just a terrible candy bar. All nougat.