Sex & Shenanigans

I don’t believe there are words for that level of depravity. I assume you’ve already planned out how to get rid of him and his body?
We just don't go to holidays where he's at. He rules the table with his refusal to tone down the disgusting display. By the time it's the "right" mix of the three, it looks like bloody chunky puss. Everyone has asked him not to do it, but he refuses.
 
I went through a brief jalapeño on my burger phase until one day I had terrible gastric distress afterwards.

I will still put hot sauce or sriracha on my burgers however.
I do love jalapeños on my burgers every once in a while 🤤
 
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