Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

With eight kids and a mini cooper (clown car?), @Indie and @SalaciousMonkey22 live in a house fit for the Butt Princess herself. Traffic is worse than ever in LA because everyone has flocked to get a glimpse of @Indie's butt. Poor @SalaciousMonkey22 is still selling magazines though and rarely gets to see it. Oh and their guinea pig is now the mascot of all LA sports teams. It's a little confusing, but iconic.
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I always knew I was going to be a Princess when I grew up!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I always knew I was going to be a Princess when I grew up!

see, even your MASH says @OrdinaryPerson isn't your spouse

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My dear friends @SalaciousMonkey22 and @NRJLIVES4ever live a fabulous life together at their house in Buellton, CA with their 7 adopted children and 3 pit bull dogs named Dick, Van, and Dyke. While Monkey is busy running his game store, NRJ drives his Porsche around living up the #hoelife.
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[Deleted member 6568729]

see, even your MASH says @OrdinaryPerson isn't your spouse

I guess we weren't meant to be. I hope you make him happy. *sniffles*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

With eight kids and a mini cooper (clown car?), @Indie and @SalaciousMonkey22 live in a house fit for the Butt Princess herself. Traffic is worse than ever in LA because everyone has flocked to get a glimpse of @Indie's butt. Poor @SalaciousMonkey22 is still selling magazines though and rarely gets to see it. Oh and their guinea pig is now the mascot of all LA sports teams. It's a little confusing, but iconic.
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Confusing feels appropriate.

@Indie is so much better than Alexis was. Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm old, and M*A*S*H means something else to me...

 

[Strixaluco]

What, are we back in primary school?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I guess we weren't meant to be. I hope you make him happy. *sniffles*

You can take some trips up to Sonoma to visit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My dear friends @SalaciousMonkey22 and @NRJLIVES4ever live a fabulous life together at their house in Buellton, CA with their 7 adopted children and 3 pit bull dogs named Dick, Van, and Dyke. While Monkey is busy running his game store, NRJ drives his Porsche around living up the #hoelife.
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Little disappointed I don’t get the sick panel van. But the rest? Beautiful!

 

[BodieOhl]

Seriously, the only book club I’ve stuck with is called the Fantastic Stranglings Book Club and has no meetings

Isn't Jenny the best!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Saw this morning on tiktok … never related to something more accurately in my life…


You’re not depressed…. It’s just capitalism
You don’t have anxiety … it’s just capitalism
You don’t hate people… it’s just capitalism

Preaaachhhh

 

[Roxxm_e]

Hey I know a woman with big titties (rumored……looks NW towards Canada)

Why don't u reveal her address for us

 

[Bry1313]

Why don't u reveal her address for us

That statute of limitations expired on that post

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why don't u reveal her address for us

Why don’t you get fucked.

 

[Roxxm_e]

Why don’t you get fucked.

I was just joking plzz don't take it seriously

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just joking plzz don't take it seriously

a quality of a joke is that it is funny.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not going to get anything else done today lol. Send me a PM with 4 things for each category

You’re amazing my dear.

 

[Roxxm_e]

a quality of a joke is that it is funny.

It also depend on person to person how u take it

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

My dear friends @SalaciousMonkey22 and @NRJLIVES4ever live a fabulous life together at their house in Buellton, CA with their 7 adopted children and 3 pit bull dogs named Dick, Van, and Dyke. While Monkey is busy running his game store, NRJ drives his Porsche around living up the #hoelife.
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Ya know? I'm not NOT for this.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ya know? I'm not NOT for this.

Wait - you mean I am not the only person that doesn’t really care for Porsche’s?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/RfWa1FIJsdgAAAAd/surprised-alesha-dixon.gif
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[OrdinaryPerson]

So what I’m thinking is that @OrdinaryPerson and I need to exchange twat shots

Should I send it now or wait until you're drunk at night so it looks prettier?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mine isn’t as big as @OrdinaryPerson ’s, and much pinker, but sure

I thought you were talking about my big vag. Cause I'm sure that's true too.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Yes? He is still my model and teacher in life even when he's ignoring me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes? He is still my model and teacher in life even when he's ignoring me.

@Mr_bogey ?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

AFAF.... are unfriendly nudes also requested?

Wtf are unfriendly nudes? I'm always friendly