Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m trying to think of the most ridiculous words for penis and vagina … been dropping them all over lit and not a SINGLE PERSON HAS COMMENTED.

Snooch is the most ridiculous one and sexy thoughts are put on permanent hiatus as soon as it’s used

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Snooch is the most ridiculous one and sexy thoughts are put on permanently hiatus as soon as it’s used

Snooch is out there and hilarious

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m trying to think of the most ridiculous words for penis and vagina … been dropping them all over lit and not a SINGLE PERSON HAS COMMENTED.

Wenis (although I’m full aware it’s the link on your elbow)
Wang
Anaconda (ok I’m just watching that movie right now)
Dinosaur Club (not many in this club)

Beaverhausen
Sleeve of Wizard
Love Glove?

Idk. I’m tired and inebriated

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You wanna see my puss lil kitty?

Of course!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Of course!

I hope your box is open cuz I’m coming in hot

 

[Helgamite]

She’s not wrong about the bologna, especially cold. CCG is right, Marie, cold bologna is terrible.

fried bologna is best, with mustard and mayo on wheat bread lettuce and cheese. best sandwich that can be made!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I hope your box is open cuz I’m coming in hot

My box will never be the same!

fried bologna is best, with mustard and mayo on wheat bread lettuce and cheese. best sandwich that can be made!

@Bry1313 …!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My box will never be the same!


@Bry1313 …!

Neither will mine.

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE!!! Kitty and I have swapped twats

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Neither will mine.

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE!!! Kitty and I have swapped twats

Now I suddenly need someone with Photoshop skills to change the Wife Swap logo to Twat Swap, for no practical reason whatsoever

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now I suddenly need someone with Photoshop skills to change the Wife Swap logo to Twat Swap, for no practical reason whatsoever

I mean…. Essentially we would be watching the same program

 

[jason28053]

I, on the other hand, do not mind dick pics, as long as they are not unsolicited. Solicited or consensual dicks can be fun!

Consensual ? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Consensual ? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ?

Mine isn’t as big as @OrdinaryPerson ’s, and much pinker, but sure

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Consensual ? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ?

Wait, I just saw the “Last edited: 12 minutes ago.” Did I miss it already?

 

[jason28053]

Wait, I just saw the “Last edited: 12 minutes ago.” Did I miss it already?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Your emoji is broken

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Let’s make this easy…



Friendly Trade Proposal Form

I would like to see your friendly:
Boobs
Butt
Vag

In exchange, I will show you my friendly:
Boobs
Butt
Vag

Yes, in theory

Mine has fine print though. If we’re not close enough to talk off Lit, then friendly vag isn’t on the menu.

If it’s posted to a Lit thread I’m absolutely looking though

 

[Strixaluco]

Morning
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[Mo_Bandy]

My dick sends his own pics. Dudes got a mind of its own.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes, in theory

Mine has fine print though. If we’re not close enough to talk off Lit, then friendly vag isn’t on the menu.

If it’s posted to a Lit thread I’m absolutely looking though

See it’s kind of the opposite for me. Those who are really just friends, I’m fine talking to here on Lit. Those I’ve added on Skype or other platforms are for horny purposes! They may *also* be friends, but obviously not friendly vag friends, more like destroyer of vag friends

Morning
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My dick sends his own pics. Dudes got a mind of its own.

He’s quite the photographer!

 

[jason28053]

My dick sends his own pics. Dudes got a mind of its own.

So he sends a face pic in other words.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So he sends a face pic in other words.

Dude…”Headshots” was right there!

 

[Strixaluco]

Yes, this is accurate.

 

[Filipinawife]

Yes, this is accurate.

Soooo cute

 

[AuntieDisco]

Morning Shenani…oh right everyone is asleep at this hourhttps://media4.giphy.com/media/jUBPXNJ7j0luItU8Z8/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d70wyzpqh6axci607qcz8hntvecbf61oqt94jltoay&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deft]

Morning Shenani…oh right everyone is asleep at this hour

Nearly everyone