Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That spoke to me. I do that a lot. Even as I'm doing it I try to tell my brain don't it does anyway.

I can't remember which you prefer??? Friendly vag or friendly boobs? Both? Always both, right?

Always!

She thinks very highly of herself.

I need some of that energy

For anyone who needs to know..,

It is Shamrock Shake time!

I rarely go to McD’s, but IIRC, it’s not even very mint flavored, just disappointment and GREEN? Arby’s mint chocolate chip shake though…

With three kids, I should hope so.

I’ve been told having kids and/or dogs means never being able to use the bathroom without someone banging/scratching on the door ever again?

 

[BodieOhl]

I rarely go to McD’s, but IIRC, it’s not even very mint flavored, just disappointment and GREEN? Arby’s mint chocolate chip shake though…

Same, but no water today and short time for linch between work and appts. It is mint (artificial of course).

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think it might also be discount filet o fish sandwich time on Fridays since it's Lent

 

[LupineOne]

I think it might also be discount filet o fish sandwich time on Fridays since it's Lent

There’s a terrible “get yourself slapped” fish joke just waiting to be made.
@Bry1313 you’re the worst, where are you?

 

[lavendersilk]

For anyone who needs to know..,

It is Shamrock Shake time!

I think it might also be discount filet o fish sandwich time on Fridays since it's Lent

I'm so horny right now... I mean hungry?

I go to McDonald's just to be denied ice cream. It's a kink for me. I say gleefully, knowing the answer, "Is your ice cream machine down?"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There’s a terrible “get yourself slapped” fish joke just waiting to be made.
@Bry1313 you’re the worst, where are you?

Sounds more like a @SirConradPeckereye joke. I expect a little higher caliber from Bry

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm so horny right now... I mean hungry?

Are they two different feelings?

I go to McDonald's just to be denied ice cream. It's a kink for me. I say gleefully, knowing the answer, "Is your ice cream machine down?"

I'm so old I remember when some McDonald's used to have hand dipped chocolate cones.

 

[LupineOne]

Sounds more like a @SirConradPeckereye joke. I except a little higher caliber from Bry

Fair point

 

[AdventureSeeker424]

I'm so horny right now... I mean hungry?

Did not realize that those were two different kinds of feelings

I go to McDonald's just to be denied ice cream. It's a kink for me. I say gleefully, knowing the answer, "Is your ice cream machine down?"

If you are still in need of some ice cream, i've got plenty of gallons here and might even share with some sweet talk lol

 

[Bry1313]

There’s a terrible “get yourself slapped” fish joke just waiting to be made.
@Bry1313 you’re the worst, where are you?

Clears throat






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[Bry1313]

Are they two different feelings?

Stop making the jokes I was gonna make before I can make them.

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds more like a @SirConradPeckereye joke. I expect a little higher caliber from Bry

Thank you, I was offended by the level of joke he said I was going to offer up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Stop making the jokes I was gonna make before I can make them.

I can't help if I'm better than you.
Did you submit your AV change?

 

[jason28053]

I'm so horny right now... I mean hungry?

I go to McDonald's just to be denied ice cream. It's a kink for me. I say gleefully, knowing the answer, "Is your ice cream machine down?"

Horngry?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve been told having kids and/or dogs means never being able to use the bathroom without someone banging/scratching on the door ever again?

Not not ever again, but a good few years. Then there’s the period where you can use it in peace but the silence is terrifying. Good times!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm so horny right now... I mean hungry?

I go to McDonald's just to be denied ice cream. It's a kink for me. I say gleefully, knowing the answer, "Is your ice cream machine down?"

When they say “yes” do you tell them to give it a hug then?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think it might also be discount filet o fish sandwich time on Fridays since it's Lent

I dislike fish and seafood and make it a point to avoid any fried foods at places that also serve fried fish, especially on Fridays during lent. Nothing worse than fishy fries

Horngry?

This is the way.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good evening/ day fuckers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is the way.

If Hangry is the Snickers marketing word would Horngry be…Three Musketeers?

 

[lavendersilk]

Horngry?

This is the way.

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[Bry1313]

Horngry?

Stealing this

 

[Bry1313]

If Hangry is the Snickers marketing word would Horngry be…Three Musketeers?

Except, three musketeers are terrible, all things good should be Reese’s

 

[lavendersilk]

Except, three musketeers are terrible, all things good should be Reese’s

What about Mars?

 

[Trubbycat]

Except, three musketeers are terrible, all things good should be Reese’s

I like three musketeers.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Except, three musketeers are terrible, all things good should be Reese’s

I love Three Musketeers bars Dammitt AND ketchup on my scrambled eggs!