Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

*Curls up in a Kitty croissant in the trampoline room of my mansion, and leaves the door open in case any members of Team Kitty or Shenanigang want to cuddle puddle with a sad, stupid Kitty and pet me and say nice things*

What's wrong, boo? My PMs are open.

 

[LupineOne]

Oh but I have decades of experience in thinking my best will never be good enough

*snorts* good enough for who? If someone can’t accept you for who you are, imperfections, mistakes, and all the other little idiosyncrasies that go with being a unique person and especially if they make you feel bad for it, read my maw: “They can go fuck off.”
Your brain is lying. You’re worth being treated well, because you’re here. You exist. That is enough.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What's wrong, boo? My PMs are open.

It should have been nothing, but I’m an idiot and my brain is an asshole :x

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It should have been nothing, but I’m an idiot and my brain is an asshole :x

Check your inbox

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*snorts* good enough for who? If someone can’t accept you for who you are, imperfections, mistakes, and all the other little idiosyncrasies that go with being a unique person and especially if they make you feel bad for it, read my maw: “They can go fuck off.”
Your brain is lying. You’re worth being treated well, because you’re here. You exist. That is enough.

In this case, me. Entirely me. Although my brain does like to remind me of all the times I wasn’t good enough for my mother or my exes…but today, just me

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It should have been nothing, but I’m an idiot and my brain is an asshole :x

Have you tried drinking?
https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-alcohol-cause-solution-lifes-problems-gif-5645491

 

[LupineOne]

In this case, me. Entirely me. Although my brain does like to remind me of all the times I wasn’t good enough for my mother or my exes…but today, just me

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/78/b4/74/78b4745385a1b810501be693d2111a16.gif

 

[HeavyBalls]

Poutine can cure A LOT of ills...

Not all, but a lot!

https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0MzcwODIyOTMxMTYyNzU4/poutine-in-culture-and-history-traditional-canadian-food.jpg

 

[HeavyBalls]

In this case, me. Entirely me. Although my brain does like to remind me of all the times I wasn’t good enough for my mother or my exes…but today, just me

This is a shitty feeling and I know it well.

*hug

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have you tried drinking?
https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-alcohol-cause-solution-lifes-problems-gif-5645491

I don’t drink much or often, TBH. My dad is a perfect example of what not to do, in that department. It’s not that bad, I just got in my head.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/78/b4/74/78b4745385a1b810501be693d2111a16.gif

Poutine can cure A LOT of ills...

Not all, but a lot!

https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0MzcwODIyOTMxMTYyNzU4/poutine-in-culture-and-history-traditional-canadian-food.jpg

I’ve still never tried it! Or even cheese curds. Would try though

This is a shitty feeling and I know it well.

*hug

 

[Trubbycat]

I think a lot of us here, if not most of us, have some sort of self esteem issues. I have found many kind folks here.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The Red Light District is home to two of our very own Litsters, @OrdinaryPerson and @jason28053. Their gorgeous mansion can be found along the canal which is also home to their three mischievous children Bry, Bogey, and Brenda and a goldfish named Bubbles. When she's not doing her night job, OP likes to cruise the brick streets in her 1984 Volkswagen to find the hidden eateries to give her worst reviews to.
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[lavendersilk]

I misinterpreted something and the realization of it deflated my self-worth entirely and my brain is being SUCH an asshole about it

That spoke to me. I do that a lot. Even as I'm doing it I try to tell my brain don't it does anyway.

I can't remember which you prefer??? Friendly vag or friendly boobs? Both? Always both, right?

 

[jason28053]

That spoke to me. I do that a lot. Even as I'm doing it I try to tell my brain don't it does anyway.

I can't remember which you prefer??? Friendly vag or friendly boobs? Both? Always both, right?

I can answer that question with Yes!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The Red Light District is home to two of our very own Litsters, @OrdinaryPerson and @jason28053. Their gorgeous mansion can be found along the canal which is also home to their three mischievous children Bry, Bogey, and Brenda and a goldfish named Bubbles. When she's not doing her night job, OP likes to cruise the brick streets in her 1984 Volkswagen to find the hidden eateries to give her worst reviews to.
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This may be the first time I’ve ever seen anyone take the “I’m gonna be single and marry ME” route in this game.

But, I mean, I ain’t played it since grade school.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This may be the first time I’ve ever seen anyone take the “I’m gonna be single and marry ME” route in this game.

But, I mean, I ain’t played it since grade school.

She thinks very highly of herself.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She thinks very highly of herself.

Rightfully so.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Rightfully so.

Debatable.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Debatable.

Debating you is never a good idea. But I did catch her cleavage earlier so….

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Red Light District is home to two of our very own Litsters, @OrdinaryPerson and @jason28053. Their gorgeous mansion can be found along the canal which is also home to their three mischievous children Bry, Bogey, and Brenda and a goldfish named Bubbles. When she's not doing her night job, OP likes to cruise the brick streets in her 1984 Volkswagen to find the hidden eateries to give her worst reviews to.
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You're a treasure. My life just keeps getting better

 

[jason28053]

You're a treasure. My life just keeps getting better

Well said hon, now get over here and let me see that butthole

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well said hon, now get over here and let me see that butthole

I don't have a butthole. I still poop with the door locked.

 

[jason28053]

I don't have a butthole. I still poop with the door locked.

We’re married, I know that’s a lie.

 

[BodieOhl]

For anyone who needs to know..,

It is Shamrock Shake time!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't have a butthole. I still poop with the door locked.

With three kids, I should hope so.