Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

Ok see more grotesque pictures... won't hurt me...

You need help.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You need help.

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[AuntieDisco]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jinWpLuS7B8AAAAC/its-already-too-late-late.gif

Couldn’t agree more!

 

[BrendaBear]

You need help.

Already too late

Couldn’t agree more!

Hey, are you picking on my friend @SirConradPeckereye ??

Want any help?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Hey, are you picking on my friend @SirConradPeckereye ??

What gave it away?

Want any help?

Always Brenda….Always

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey, are you picking on my friend @SirConradPeckereye ??

Want any help?

he loves it and you know it

 

[BrendaBear]

he loves it and you know it

He is always fun to have a smart ass game of catch with.

I feel the “want any help?” Was just my opening volley.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Does anyone know what this thing is called? I was trying to explain that girls all had this magical device that could tell the future and it went “like this” (making weird finger movements) and everyone thoughts I was nuts.

I think it’s just called a fortune teller.

Ohhh I do recall calling it a cootie catcher at some point too.

Cootie catcher

We called it a cootie catcher too. And also omg MASH now I want to play

Adding another vote to having called it a cootie catcher

I'm not going to get anything else done today lol. Send me a PM with 4 things for each category

I’m having a crappy day. Can you just give me all the good answers?

Why don’t you get fucked.

I already had that person blocked. TBH, I forgot why, but always nice to see my decisions reaffirmed.

I thought you were talking about my big vag. Cause I'm sure that's true too.

Nah, my new dick is pink and 7” and I can alllllmost take it all. Don’t think I could take your 10”

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does anyone know what this thing is called? I was trying to explain that girls all had this magical device that could tell the future and it went “like this” (making weird finger movements) and everyone thoughts I was nuts.

We call them 'chatterboxes'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Adding another vote to having called it a cootie catcher


I’m having a crappy day. Can you just give me all the good answers?


I already had that person blocked. TBH, I forgot why, but always nice to see my decisions reaffirmed.


Nah, my new dick is pink and 7” and I can alllllmost take it all. Don’t think I could take your 10”

Sorry you’re having no a rough day. You certainly deserve all the good answers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We call them 'chatterboxes'

Seems apt.

 

[jason28053]

Adding another vote to having called it a cootie catcher


I’m having a crappy day. Can you just give me all the good answers?


I already had that person blocked. TBH, I forgot why, but always nice to see my decisions reaffirmed.


Nah, my new dick is pink and 7” and I can alllllmost take it all. Don’t think I could take your 10”

A Barbie dick?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m having a crappy day. Can you just give me all the good answers?

@Kitty_so_frisky is the founding member and CEO of Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. She lives in a mansion in the Hamptons with her Fantasy Fuck League, 2.5 darling children and a golden retriever named Comet. Kitty's favorite ride is the BBC down the block.

 

[LupineOne]

@Kitty_so_frisky is the founding member and CEO of Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. She lives in a mansion in the Hamptons with her Fantasy Fuck League, 2.5 darling children and a golden retriever named Comet. Kitty's favorite ride is the BBC down the block.

Fuck it. I’ll just be a perv and watch y’all’s great lives
You guys hear a random howl at night, it’s just your friendly neighborhood wolf

 

[BrendaBear]

Fuck it. I’ll just be a perv and watch y’all’s great lives
You guys hear a random howl at night, it’s just your friendly neighborhood wolf

Wolfie, just um… curiosity really… who are you planning to fuck? Do werewolf’s do bondage? Ropes or… oh.. I suppose a leash might be appropriate … or was that culturally insensitive… I’m so confused…



Oh… and … asking for a friend!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We call them 'chatterboxes'

That’s adorable

Sorry you’re having no a rough day. You certainly deserve all the good answers.

Thank you *Pets the monkey*

A Barbie dick?

Pft even Ken doesn’t get a dick in Barbieland

@Kitty_so_frisky is the founding member and CEO of Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. She lives in a mansion in the Hamptons with her Fantasy Fuck League, 2.5 darling children and a golden retriever named Comet. Kitty's favorite ride is the BBC down the block.

You’re the best, and so is your butt

Fuck it. I’ll just be a perv and watch y’all’s great lives
You guys hear a random howl at night, it’s just your friendly neighborhood wolf

You can come in, Wolfie

 

[LupineOne]

Wolfie, just um… curiosity really… who are you planning to fuck? Do werewolf’s do bondage? Ropes or… oh.. I suppose a leash might be appropriate … or was that culturally insensitive… I’m so confused…



Oh… and … asking for a friend!

No plan, but if the situation presents itself, I’ll pounce.
We do do bondage. Ropes, cuffs, spreader bars…I don’t do leashes though

Tell your friend

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Curls up in a Kitty croissant in the trampoline room of my mansion, and leaves the door open in case any members of Team Kitty or Shenanigang want to cuddle puddle with a sad, stupid Kitty and pet me and say nice things*

 

[BrendaBear]

No plan, but if the situation presents itself, I’ll pounce.
We do do bondage. Ropes, cuffs, spreader bars…I don’t do leashes though

Tell your friend

Thanks… good to know….

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[LupineOne]

*Curls up in a Kitty croissant in the trampoline room of my mansion, and leaves the door open in case any members of Team Kitty or Shenanigang want to cuddle puddle with a sad, stupid Kitty and pet me and say nice things*

*curls around the Kitty

Why are you sad? And you’re not stupid

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wolf bondage sounds hot....
Maybe some sensory play too?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*curls around the Kitty

Why are you sad? And you’re not stupid

I misinterpreted something and the realization of it deflated my self-worth entirely and my brain is being SUCH an asshole about it

 

[LupineOne]

I misinterpreted something and the realization of it deflated my self-worth entirely and my brain is being SUCH an asshole about it

It’s okay. We humans and near-humans suck at communication usually.
You were doing the best you could

 

[LupineOne]

Wolf bondage sounds hot....
Maybe some sensory play too?

Sensory play is definitely on my list of “Good Things to Do”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s okay. We humans and near-humans suck at communication usually.
You were doing the best you could

Oh but I have decades of experience in thinking my best will never be good enough