🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

I nominate @Bry1313 for whining since his wanking isn't getting him anywhere.

*grins*

Maybe it’ll be third time lucky for that salty wanker.

Who would like to be guest judge/wank host this week? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still can’t win for wanking

I genuinely thought it would be you

 

[__Nathan1968]

If I could have introduced video evidence it might have boosted my case.

 

[Apisto42]

So the nominees this week are:

@Whiskeyjack for getting that wank on HARD

@EvilJasmine for alt extremes

@Mr_bogey for also wanking HARD

@Pad_Foot for his rule breaking and general wanking in the song challenge thread

@dickieglows for using fake pictures in his av like 90% of Lit

@StillRain just for being herself

@Pixiehoff for posting Pinterest pictures in eight threads all at the same time and doing this several times a day

@__Nathan1968 for implying that more like a song is a bovine

@Bry1313 for being saltier than a wank rag


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It’s a tough competition this week, with actual wank-offs happening. I feel like we need to just let that play out until the repetitive strain injury occurs and they have to rest the wrists. Top job there though peeps, honourable mentions to Mr bogey and WhiskeyJack.

It was really a tough decision this week, and it came down to one outstanding wanker who is twice nominated now. I hope they are still here to accept this award - Lit would not be the same without them.

Congratulations @AngelJasmine (nominated as EvilJasmine) you are this week’s Wanker of the Week!

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For the mantle…


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Wait, wtf? People use fake pictures for profiles?

This is outrageous. I had no idea.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve broken my screen.

 

[Cindy027]

I have a definitely bad one but as to not ruin the thread, I'll keep schtum!

It’s this good boy attitude of yours that really pisses me off. One chance for me to get a mention in a thread and you welch.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It’s this good boy attitude of yours that really pisses me off. One chance for me to get a mention in a thread and you welch.

Good boy attitude? It's not just attitude. I'm a very good boy!

*Polishes his halo.*

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wait, wtf? People use fake pictures for profiles?

This is outrageous. I had no idea.

My wanker nomination should have been more specific. He posted his fake profile picture in the show your face thread, got caught, uploaded pictures of a different person, posted it in the show your face thread again, and got called out for those being fake too

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

My wanker nomination should have been more specific. He posted his fake profile picture in the show your face thread, got caught, uploaded pictures of a different person, posted it in the show your face thread again, and got called out for those being fake too

Look, he's just trying to meet some females of Literotica.

 

[THROBBS]

Needs some emails from females!

 

[StillRain]

Look, he's just trying to meet some females of Literotica.

It’s always about the females!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s always about the females!

And I know how you ladies love to be called females. That is some Smooth Operator shit.

 

[BodieOhl]

And I know how you ladies love to be called females. That is some Smooth Operator shit.

I mean, who says females to talk about broads like that?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I mean, who says females to talk about broads like that?

I just know I try to be respectful of dames. And bitches. And hoes.

 

[StillRain]

Males.

 

[StillRain]

*scratches my hairy balls

Now sniff. That’s a totally male move.

 

[Apisto42]

I just know I try to be respectful of dames. And bitches. And hoes.

There’s actually only gurls and wankers pretending to girls on lit you know.

 

[StillRain]

Yes, everyone knows this. Even the hot, older guys like the one who was certainly runner up to this week's wanker award.

@dickieglows your new AV is spicy. Is it you?

 

[StillRain]

That is me. I'm starting to feel comfortable with all the acceptance and love I'm getting around here, that it's time to come clean.

I’m glad you’re feeling so loved. So often here newbies are treated like trash and seem to undergo a hazing so to speak. I’m so glad that’s not happening to you.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That is me. I'm starting to feel comfortable with all the acceptance and love I'm getting around here, that it's time to come clean.

So THIS time it's you?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I feel like I am going to get nominated just because of how many times I've been killed in the fuck, marry, kill thread.
And they say dragons are invincible. My ass.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I nominate myself for wanking the most last week. I wanked so hard and so often

 

[ShaneoD]

I nominate myself for wanking the most last week. I wanked so hard and so often

I've often wondered what the metrics were, I'll admit I've seen some of the ladies post staggering numbers on other threads, I'm not half the wanker I thought I was

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I've often wondered what the metrics were, I'll admit I've seen some of the ladies post staggering numbers on other threads, I'm not half the wanker I thought I was

My ears were burning

 

[ShaneoD]

My ears were burning

How the hell did you know to be fair some of those post inspired others to as well