🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

You first

I might if I ever decide to bail on this place. Seems like a funny way to go out.

 

[Acktion]

He would post stupid shit as me, I don’t even know. I’d wake up in the morning and come on to all manner of posts he’d made as me or PMs he’d sent people as me. I wouldn’t even know until I got a reply back. It was ten years ago I’m not even sure now on most of the specifics but it was pretty ridiculous.

I remember getting suckered by something about how to clean dirty feet after wearing sandals through a parking lot. Good times.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh I’m sure there’s a significant list. Whatever, not my concern. That’s their business. they can nominate me if they want.

I nominate @StillRain for just being so @StillRain

 

[StillRain]

I nominate @StillRain for just being so @StillRain

Fair. I pretty much feel like this week is already won now.

 

[StillRain]

I feel like @Bry1313 is targeting me. I’d like to complain to the judges.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fair. I pretty much feel like this week is already won now.

Aw... does this mean I should stop wanking?
'cause I can keep going...

 

[morelikeasong]

I nominate @__Nathan1968 for implying that I am a cow

 

[jason28053]

I nominate @__Nathan1968 for implying that I am a cow

He did what? That’s utterly ridiculous

 

[morelikeasong]

He did what? That’s udderly ridiculous

FIFY

 

[__Nathan1968]

That video is legen — wait for it — DAIRY!

 

[TunnelKing089]

Hell I should win this every week,just check out my body of work on here.....

 

[__Nathan1968]

I nominate @__Nathan1968 for implying that I am a cow

I did no such thing. I merely posed the query as to whether the music helps mammaries sway.

 

[StillRain]

Aw... does this mean I should stop wanking?
'cause I can keep going...

Never stop wanking, baby!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I nominate @__Nathan1968 for implying that I am a cow

It’s an honor just to be nominated.

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like @Bry1313 is targeting me. I’d like to complain to the judges.

I just nominated you, toughen up.

 

[StillRain]

I just nominated you, toughen up.

You seem saltier than whiskeyjack’s wank rag is this week.

 

[Bettytheboo]

I'm not here to make any nominations. I'm just wondering if there's an actual trophy involved?
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That looks rather interesting, it's a pity the hand is in the way though.

 

[Bry1313]

You seem saltier than whiskeyjack’s wank rag is this week.

Eww

 

[StillRain]

Well it’s that time of the week folks. The wanker awarding.

Now I have to fucking scroll back through all your shenanigans to find out who was actually nominated. Jesus….whose idea was this again?

Hold ya willies.











I said willies.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well it’s that time of the week folks. The wanker awarding.

Now I have to fucking scroll back through all your shenanigans to find out who was actually nominated. Jesus….whose idea was this again?

Hold ya willies.











I said willies.

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[StillRain]

So the nominees this week are:

@Whiskeyjack for getting that wank on HARD

@EvilJasmine for alt extremes

@Mr_bogey for also wanking HARD

@Pad_Foot for his rule breaking and general wanking in the song challenge thread

@dickieglows for using fake pictures in his av like 90% of Lit

@StillRain just for being herself

@Pixiehoff for posting Pinterest pictures in eight threads all at the same time and doing this several times a day

@__Nathan1968 for implying that more like a song is a bovine

@Bry1313 for being saltier than a wank rag


—//

It’s a tough competition this week, with actual wank-offs happening. I feel like we need to just let that play out until the repetitive strain injury occurs and they have to rest the wrists. Top job there though peeps, honourable mentions to Mr bogey and WhiskeyJack.

It was really a tough decision this week, and it came down to one outstanding wanker who is twice nominated now. I hope they are still here to accept this award - Lit would not be the same without them.

Congratulations @AngelJasmine (nominated as EvilJasmine) you are this week’s Wanker of the Week!



For the mantle…


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[TunnelKing089]

Congrats to the Evil One.

 

[Bry1313]

Still can’t win for wanking

 

[jason28053]

So the nominees this week are:

@Whiskeyjack for getting that wank on HARD

@EvilJasmine for alt extremes

@Mr_bogey for also wanking HARD

@Pad_Foot for his rule breaking and general wanking in the song challenge thread

@dickieglows for using fake pictures in his av like 90% of Lit

@StillRain just for being herself

@Pixiehoff for posting Pinterest pictures in eight threads all at the same time and doing this several times a day

@__Nathan1968 for implying that more like a song is a bovine

@Bry1313 for being saltier than a wank rag


—//

It’s a tough competition this week, with actual wank-offs happening. I feel like we need to just let that play out until the repetitive strain injury occurs and they have to rest the wrists. Top job there though peeps, honourable mentions to Mr bogey and WhiskeyJack.

It was really a tough decision this week, and it came down to one outstanding wanker who is twice nominated now. I hope they are still here to accept this award - Lit would not be the same without them.

Congratulations @AngelJasmine (nominated as EvilJasmine) you are this week’s Wanker of the Week!

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For the mantle…


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“Saltier than a wank rag”

 

[barefootgirl69]

I nominate @Bry1313 for whining since his wanking isn't getting him anywhere.

*grins*