Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Not really sure our (men’s) perception of whether someone needs makeup or not is really relevant.

Azul is a friend, I think he was at once defending ladies who don't wear makeup, and hinting that I'm pretty without it

 

[Azuldrgon]

Azul is a friend, I think he was at once defending ladies who don't wear makeup, and hinting that I'm pretty without it

Agreed.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have a hard time believing that you're perving out.

Right? Who, me? I’m a nun

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, I'm outside yodeling right now, and she's not posting, so...

Damn dude, how big is your lung capacity

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If I had a nickel for every time this proved false,,..

Only one way to prove it. Send me a vocaroo. Yodel your heart out you little monkey

 

[Dubinsky]

Damn dude, how big is your lung capacity

Just stopped a few minutes ago.

And, on cue...

Right? Who, me? I’m a nun

She's back!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is that a euphemism?

Not at all. I don’t mice words when it comes to yodeling

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right? Who, me? I’m a nun

I thought you looked familiar!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Right? Who, me? I’m a nun

Me-too girl, I'm Sister Mary Shinanigan, of Our Lady of Perpetual Lit Debauchery. Are you our new Reverend Mother Nebula?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't even ask. I know I'm over the top sometimes, and I know it. I can only hope to aspire to her level of frivilous & excessive "statement" mascara.

Right? Why can’t my eyelashes look that good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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I thought you looked familiar!

SNORT

 

[jason28053]

Me-too girl, I'm Sister Mary Shinanigan, of Our Lady of Perpetual Lit Debauchery. Are you our new Reverend Mother Nebula?

Break out the Wimples ladies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only one way to prove it. Send me a vocaroo. Yodel your heart out you little monkey

I’d love to. But can’t. Ever since the tragic yodeling accident back in 2018 I’m under strict orders, straight from the Dept of Agriculture to never yodel again. So many poor goats were lost that day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

SNORT

I do love a good snort,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Break out the Wimples ladies.

Who knew that word could be so hot?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shit, I’m gonna break 3k by this time next week, what is wrong with me.

 

[morelikeasong]

Shit, I’m gonna break 3k by this time next week, what is wrong with me.

You want us to compile a list?

 

[LupineOne]

Shit, I’m gonna break 3k by this time next week, what is wrong with me.

Pshh you’ll double that before you know it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You want us to compile a list?

No. I’ll be up at 3 a.m, doing it myself

 

[LupineOne]

Aight my pervs, until tomorrow…sleep well! Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

night sir!

 

[devilsanus]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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I'm a J1 kind of guy.

 

[Dubinsky]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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C 4, 5, or 6.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m jealous. I need that foundation so I don’t get confused with a hypertensive Irishman

As soon as I even bend over or move a little bit my entire face is red as a fucking lobster… trust me… I’m a rosacea girl.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll only believe that if you're referring to the type of nun you find on pornhub.

That’s the nun. Are there other kinds of nuns?