Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I tried to warn you. But did you listen to the voice of experience? No. Just so focused on your little cock chapeau joke.

The wooden shoes were cutting off circulation to my brain?

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Kitty_so_frisky I only wear eye makeup as well … not even lip.. and only moisturizer too. I do not have time or energy for fucking makeup

*slowly shuts my three draws & full cabinet of makeup* ...Ya, totally, no time for that bullshit

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@Kitty_so_frisky I only wear eye makeup as well … not even lip.. and only moisturizer too. I do not have time or energy for fucking makeup

I’m jealous. I need that foundation so I don’t get confused with a hypertensive Irishman

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*slowly shuts my three draws & full cabinet of makeup* ...Ya, totally, no time for that bullshit

Yeah. You get it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah. You get it

I have enough hair & makeup supplies to open my own Ulta. It's a problem. I look at it as art that I get to wash down the drain each day...art that helps hide my haggard hot mess from the public

 

[LupineOne]

Oh man what a day. What’s all my favorite pervs up to?

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah. You get it

I don’t wear any make up, I try to get by on my natural features (troll like but still works)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The wooden shoes were cutting off circulation to my brain?

Thats on me. I always loved the story about the Dutch boy and the dike.

 

[Dubinsky]

Thats on me. I always loved the story about the Dutch boy and the dike.

We were so innocent then. I don't remember anyone in my elementary school chortling about a kid putting his finger in a dike.

I feel like, these days, they'd chortle.

 

[AuntieDisco]

*slowly shuts my three draws & full cabinet of makeup* ...Ya, totally, no time for that bullshit

I’m glad I have one big drawer of that not counting my hair, skin care and perfume (separate) drawers because those don’t count

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh man what a day. What’s all my favorite pervs up to?

Just perving out and being weird

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have enough hair & makeup supplies to open my own Ulta. It's a problem. I look at it as art that I get to wash down the drain each day...art that helps hide my haggard hot mess from the public

Right? I ask my bf to let me know if I look like Tammy Faye Baker before I leave for work

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thats on me. I always loved the story about the Dutch boy and the dike.

If you yodel, I will cum

 

[Azuldrgon]

If you yodel, I will cum

Is that a euphemism?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Right? I ask my bf to let me know if I look like Tammy Faye Baker before I leave for work

I don't even ask. I know I'm over the top sometimes, and I know it. I can only hope to aspire to her level of frivilous & excessive "statement" mascara.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just perving out and being weird

I was gonna argue, but can’t.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don't even ask. I know I'm over the top sometimes, and I know it. I can only hope to aspire to her level of frivilous & excessive "statement" mascara.

Some folks don't need makeup.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you yodel, I will cum

If I had a nickel for every time this proved false,,..

 

[LupineOne]

I was gonna argue, but can’t.

Right?

 

[LupineOne]

Some folks don't need makeup.

This.

 

[Dubinsky]

If I had a nickel for every time this proved false,,..

Well, I'm outside yodeling right now, and she's not posting, so...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, I'm outside yodeling right now, and she's not posting, so...

Well fine, ain’t we Mr. Big Yodeler

 

[MindYaBitness]

Some folks don't need makeup.

I'm fine with my face, I just love makeup!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not really sure our (men’s) perception of whether someone needs makeup or not is really relevant.

 

[jason28053]

I'm fine with my face, I just love makeup!

You wear it well