Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Re: autocunt

Do you have to press a button? How does it work?

I’m used to the old manual cunts…

They don't teach that in sex-ed anymore. If your lady is a manual, you're safe from Gen Z trying to steal her.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I concur. You’re a quick witted little shit

I meant your autocorrect was a good one but thank you for the…compliment?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Re: autocunt

Do you have to press a button? How does it work?

I’m used to the old manual cunts…

That’s the thing, it happens without your consent. You press one button and get something completely different

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I meant your autocorrect was a good one but thank you for the…compliment?

That’s how humble I am

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s how humble I am

 

[Trubbycat]

That’s the thing, it happens without your consent. You press one button and get something completely different

Now THAT is an auto cunt.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They don't bteach that in sex-ed anymore. If your lady is a manual, you're safe from Gen Z trying to steal her.

This is no joke. Well it is one and it’s hilarious but none of these kids can drive a standard. Just to play devils advocate here- I doubt any of them even have access to one these days

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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I wish i still had that hat

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wish i still had that hat

You did rock it. Shame what happened to it.

 

[Trubbycat]

This is no joke. Well it is one and it’s hilarious but none of these kids can drive a standard. Just to play devils advocate here- I doubt any of them even have access to one these days

My nephew had a manual Audi a few years back. Sweet ride. But then again his dad is a car nut and collects all kinds of vintage models.

 

[Trubbycat]

You did rock it. Shame what happened to it.

Who knew what bodily fluids would do to delicate fabric?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You did rock it. Shame what happened to it.

I know. Who knew semen could do that much damage to tweed

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Who knew what bodily fluids would do to delicate fabric?

Jinx Trubby!!!!!!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My nephew had a manual Audi a few years back. Sweet ride. But then again his dad is a car nut and collects all kinds of vintage models.

Sad that most manuals are vintage

 

[Trubbycat]

Jinx Trubby!!!!!!!!

Please dear… my life is a jinx.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Please dear… my life is a jinx.

Mr Jinx is a cat

 

[Trubbycat]

Sad that most manuals are vintage

No, this was new at the time. Late teens. But I get you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know. Who knew semen could do that much damage to tweed

I tried to warn you. But did you listen to the voice of experience? No. Just so focused on your little cock chapeau joke.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Kitty_so_frisky I only wear eye makeup as well … not even lip.. and only moisturizer too. I do not have time or energy for fucking makeup

 

[Trubbycat]

@Kitty_so_frisky I only wear eye makeup as well … not even lip.. and only moisturizer too. I do not have time or energy for fucking makeup

Is fucking makeup for date night? Is it different from casual makeup?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Kitty_so_frisky I only wear eye makeup as well … not even lip.. and only moisturizer too. I do not have time or energy for fucking makeup

Most days it’s just moisturizer and lip balm for me

 

[Trubbycat]

Sad that most manuals are vintage

He let me take it out. Haven’t driven stick since before he was born. I stalled once or twice but after a few minutes we had that baby singing.

 

[__Nathan1968]

As a motorcyclist I’m fairly certain my manual shift skills are being kept sharp.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a motorcyclist I’m fairly certain my manual shift skills are being kept sharp.

You trying to warn @Trubbycat that you're going to steal his girl?

 

[Dubinsky]

Jeez. What a weekend.

So. We talking about anuses? Cheese dildoes? Spice racks? What?